*Sableye noises*
@orchidbitch
Cody Obsessed with orchids Bachelor’s in Horticulture Science Bad at Pokémon Champions but I’m still having fun Too gay to function ‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💍🏳️🌈
I’ve sworn I’d never be the person to punch down on younger generations, but sometimes their lingo make me feel like:
It’s hard to have a bad day when pictures like this shuffle onto my lock screen
Ok day two update… It’s this but in a good way??? Like, idk if it’s just because it’s a higher dose but damn my brain felt both AWAKE and FOCUSED today. Also someone else mentioned vyvanse making them nauseous and like HOLY SHIT MY STOMACH RUMBLED TODAY… IN A GOOD WAY
Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history
Merry Pridemas! Going to be a slutty whore at a big gay pride party
I’m at a genuine loss for words for how outstandingly stupid this woman is (comments seem to suggest she’s getting confused on trans*genic* mouse research)
Love that I get one day of nice weather after being laid off before we get an entire week of rain 😭😭😭😭
Having frozen fruit on hand is great for a healthy option when I’m craving sweets…. *adds a fuck tonne of sugar and two flavours of International Delight*
I got motion sickness and crossed eyes but I got these two beauties on my third sandwich round
Thought I had the house to myself, SIL comes back to condo after I thought she had left back home. I was standing in the kitchen just after showering wrapped in towels. I heard the lock rattle and bolted to our room. Came back after she left and the towels were giving:
stone(d) fruit takes inaugural first walk of spring (yeah we had a hellishly long winter)
I bought Violet on its release date. Four years later and here’s the result of my first shiny hunt. Having to look up Flittle “skirts” to shiny check was a bit… interesting
Waco, Texas will probably go down as the most listened to song of mine of all time 🤷🏻♂️
One massive twink death and a decade of not knowing how to smile for photos
Jesus actual what the fucking Christ. I hope members of his own party beat him to death with hammers over this post.
If he can attempt to do this with no international retribution, I say we Canadians are welcome to meet Trump at Maralago and use his intestines to play jump rope
This game has solidified its position as my favourite Pokémon game of all time. I’m just so endlessly in love with it