Ailsa

@orchisailsa

Fandom Wine Aunt™ | NSFW 🔞| Elder Millennial ✍️ KoD/Spirealm, Heated Rivalry, DMBJ, Rev Love, MLC, TYK/QY, SHL... 🪭 Guardian, JiTD, SPL, NiF, Hannibal, TLT, IWTV, Arcane...

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Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jun 11

Pippin pondering his orb. #HisOrb

Pippin the cat with both forelegs wrapped around my clothed breast

Pippin the hobbit holding the palantir in both hands

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jun 8

Screenshot of Ailsa's fic "Homecoming" on ao3 (linked here)

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jun 4

More (always more) Heihua + Text Posts Mystery of the Abyss is a romcom and no one can convince me otherwise it's basically like Sweet Home Alabama for morally ambiguous tomb raiders. #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #XieYuchen #HeiXiazi #MOTA

Hei Xiazi with a tumblr post that says "and how do you know that the age gap isnt problematic for the old guy. maybe he didnt do anything fun for 50 years and he;s stupid. inexperience gap on side of the elder"

Hei Xiazi and Xie Yuchen looking at each other with a tumblr post that says "i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes"

Xie Yuchen with a tumblr post that says "call him bubonic the way he plagues me"

Hei Xiazi with a tumblr post that says "i feel like i'm cursed forever but other than that i'm doing alright"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jun 1

I'd have three nickels, which seems like a lot considering the circumstances. #NanQiu #LanJiu #TheSpirealm #致命游戏 Wishing a happy first day of Pride Month to all of our favorite victims of the Sad Gay Space Void™. 🏳️‍🌈

Ruan Lanzhu (Ruan Nanzhu) with tears in his eyes in the gay space void

Ling Jiushi (Lin Qiushi) forlorn in the gay space void

Ruan Lanzhu (Ruan Nanzhu) and Ling Jiushi (Lin Qiushi) staring helplessly into the gay space void

Ling Jiushi (Lin Qiushi) and Ruan Lanzhu's (Ruan Nanzhu) hands in the gay space void

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 28

Has it really been a year since this fever dream? Happy anniversary to these two perfect beautiful idiot twinks. I love them and their awful dry erase board of terrible ideas more than I can say. Never forget Revenged Love Summer 2025. #BFFGoals #RevengedLove #逆爱 #WuSuowei #JiangXiaoshuai

Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai with a screen shot from a piece of music that has the direction, "Clown Section Winding Up"

Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai with a tweet that says, "proud to announce that i am making a Bad decision but i'm not telling y'all what it is so u can't stop me"

Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai with a tumblr post that says, "look we need to talk.........idiot to idiot"

Wu Suowei and Jiang Xiaoshuai with a tumblr post that says, "we need more fictional couples whoa re just fucking losers. and stupid. it's important that they're idiots."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 27

I haven't seen any actual visual artists with real talent tackle this iconic meme for Shane and Ilya yet, so I'm here to inflict my wretched photo editing skills on all of you instead. You're welcome! 😎 #Hollanov #HeatedRivalry

Poorly edited image of Shane Hollander in a long blue men's nightshirt and white stocking cap holding a candle in a brass candle holder and Ilya Rozanov in a flamboyant pink dressing gown with marabou cuffs and hem, captioned "relationship dynamics"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 22

Screenshot of Ailsa's fic "What Happens in Vegas" on ao3

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 20

GUESS WHO JUST SENT HER NEXT FIC CHAPTER TO HER BETA SEVEN FUCKING MONTHS AFTER THE LAST UPDATE?????? (Baijie fic, for those who care.) Celebrating with a little #WIPWednesday #TheSpirealm

Ruan Baijie stands in front of her bedroom mirror, watching the way ivory colored satin slips against the skin of her thighs in the fading afternoon light.
She bought it the day after their return from the Waverly Sanatorium door, to distract herself from her growing concerns about Tan Zaozao and her refusal to face reality, to work to improve her chances of survival. She will certainly die, as many before her have died. The difference this time, of course, is Ling Jiushi. It’s his fault that Ruan Baijie cares about silly, hopeless Tan Zaozao, that the idea of her death makes Ruan Baijie’s stomach flip, queasy.
Between that and the troubling evidence of a malicious door breaking organization, work has been stressful. So, on a whim to distract herself after they escaped the murderous nurse and her wicked lover Ruan Baijie bought a satin slip. The cowl neck gives her the impression of natural cleavage, and the cut highlights her narrow waist. The swell of her cock is visible beneath.
She takes a photo to send it to Li Dongyuan, but hesitates. She’s been making progress with Ling Jiushi recently, and she doesn’t want to lead Li Dongyuan on.
Should she send the photo to Ling Jiushi instead? No, not yet. That would spook him, probably, best not to risk it. She undresses, and is putting the slip on a hanger when there is a knock at the door.
“Lanzhu?”
“Come in.” Ruan Lanzhu looks up when the door opens just for the pleasure of Ling Jiushi’s pink cheeks at the sight of him in nothing but his black briefs. Sure enough, as soon as he registers Ruan Lanzhu’s state of undress his eyes go wide, and a tantalizing blush spreads from his ears all the way down his throat. Ruan Lanzhu preens at the attention.
It is charming how flustered he gets. Ruan Lanzhu wants to fuck him until he forgets his name, but it’s obvious he isn’t ready for that yet. There’s still too much uncertainty in his eyes trying to eclipse the curiosity. Ruan Lanzhu can be patient. For now, this is enough.

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 11

He is absolutely FASCINATED by Guardian, and Zhao Yunlan specifically. He does not care about any of my other TV shows but when I put this on he glues himself to the screen.

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 8

A few miscellaneous DMBJ + Textposts for your viewing pleasure #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #IronTriangle #XieYuchen #WuSanxing #ZhangQiling #UltimateNote

Xie Yuchen overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "i've been sure of my curse since i was 11"

Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi, holding up a semi-conscious Xiaoge, overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get"

Zhang Qiling (Xiaoge) overlaid with a Tumblr post that says, "Whatever. * Apatheticalyl does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles * "

Wu Sanxing (Sanshu) overlaid with a Tumblr post that says, "Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. I'm not your uncle."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· May 7

In honor of #mermay please perceive my best and favorite home-made costume to date.

Ailsa looking in a full length mirror dressed as a reverse mermaid (fish on top, human legs)

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 29

The Spirealm + Text Posts: The One with The Monkeys. 🎪🐒 #TheSpirealm #ZMYX #致命游戏 #TanZaozao #GaoDawei #WuQi #RuanLanzhu #RuanNanzhu (3/3)

Tan Zaozao overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet."

Gao Dawei overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinions on the circus' labor practices"

Wu Qi overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "I know this isn't my circus, and admittedly, they're not my monkeys. But I gotta say, I don't think they should be kept in a barrel like this"

Ruan Lanzhu (Ruan Nanzhu) overlaid with a Tweet that says, "I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 29

The Spirealm + Text Posts: The One with The Monkeys. 🎪🐒 #TheSpirealm #ZMYX #致命游戏 #ChengYixie #YiManman #LiDongyuan #ZhuangRujiao (2/3)

Cheng Yixie overlaid with a tweet that says, "just went to someone else's circus and my fucking monkeys were there"

Yi Manman overlaid with a tweet that says, "Ok man it is my circus but idk where all those monkeys came from"

Li Dongyuan overlaid with a tweet that says, "not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys"

Zhuang Rujiao overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 29

The Spirealm + Text Posts: The One with The Monkeys. 🎪🐒 #TheSpirealm #ZMYX #致命游戏 #LingJiushi #LinQiushi #LuYanxue #ChenFei #ChengQianli (1/3)

Ling Jiushi (Lin Qiushi) overlaid with a tweet that says, "yes, my circus . yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. Love sprouting deep in my chest"

Chen Fei overlaid with a tweet that says, "It's not my circus, but... I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own."

Lu Yanxue overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "#My Circus. My monkeys. But I'm on lunch. #It's not my problem until I've clocked in"

Cheng Qianli overlaid with a tumblr post that says, "'It's circus work.' not to me. not if it's my monkeys."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 22

It's lesbian visibility week so it's only right that I bring Them to your dashboards. ☺️🦂💋🔪 #WordOfHonor #山河令 #DuPusa #QiaoLuohan ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

DuPusa and QiaoLuohan from Word of Honor overlaid with a Tumblr post that says, "i love girls who are unapologetically weird like yes girl go complete batshit crazy ily"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 15

Official Wu Qi's facial expressions appreciation post 🫨😝😤😍 #TheSpirealm #WuQi #ZhengChunjing #致命游戏

a collage of four images of Wu Qi from The Spirealm (Zheng Chunjing) making dramatic and theatrical facial expressions

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Apr 13

Once every few months I rediscover this image file I created and have to make it everyone's problem. #致命游戏 #TheSpirealm #ChenFei

Chen Fei from The Spirealm looking bewildered with the subtitle "I don't understand" overlaid with a cartoon thought bubble that says "Kinda messed up of Gao DAwei to make Clippy so fuckabmle."

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 26

Behold a mind unburdened by complexities of thought ☺️

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 26

Two idiot angel babies 🥰

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 15

“Search your camera roll for ‘hell.’” … yeah that tracks.

Ailsa in a tits-forward ren faire type costume and curling ram’s horns making an annoyed face at a man in priest’s robes standing in front of a poster that says “demon summoning: hell is empty and all the demons are here.”

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 15

I don’t wanna talk about it. Can we get mood stabilizers for the weather gods maybe?

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 12

HeiHua + Textposts, Part 18 🌸😎 (Been re-watching some UN...) #DMBJ #盗墓笔记 #HeiHua #HeiXiazi #XieYuchen #UltimateNote

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi looking at Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen fighting together, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "my fav platonic and romantic ships are always the ones that'll throw themselves into eachother's fights 😭 like sorry babe that's OUR bar fight now !"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi and Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen staring at each other, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do"

Liu Yuning as Hei Xiazi deliberately antagonizing Liu Yuhan as Xie Yuchen, overlaid with a Tumblr text post that says, "'my favorite character only acts like an asshole because he's deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺' you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 12

Obsessed with watching the steam escape the pot. (I should rename them 饺子 and 包子. 🥟)

The two kittens riveted by the sight of steam escaping a pot on the stove

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 11

🧵Second Breakfast: a thread for Merry and Pippin

Two white cats with orange ears and tails and blue eyes

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Mar 1

New roommates 🥰 Nervous but settling in…

Two cream and orange kittens with blue eyes and pink noses

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Feb 26

2Cheng + Text Posts, Part 8 You may have thought I was done with these dorks but you'd be wrong #RevengedLove #2Cheng #GuoChengyu #ChiCheng #逆爱

Guo Chengyu looking at Chi Cheng overlaid with a Tumblr post that says, "yeah you can block me but our souls are forever bound together and i will see you in hell"

Chi Cheng and Guo Chengyu overlaid with a Tumblr post that says, "my fav relationship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird."

Chi Cheng and Guo Chengyu lighting cigarettes from the same lighter overlaid with a Tweet that says, "what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy"

Chi Cheng and Guo Chengyu overlaid with a Tweet that says, "i'm here if you need moron support. it's like moral support but stupid"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jan 31

Screen shot of Ailsa's fic Now and Then on ao3 (linked here)

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jan 29

Guo Chengyu, a normal human boy with normal human relationships #RevengedLove #GuoChengyu #逆爱

Guo Chengyu smoking with Chi Cheng, overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "I'm his enemy . his arch nemesis. his wicked rabbit"

A distressed Guo Chengyu overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "sorry i had feelings i'll replace them with jokes right away"

Guo Chengyu flirting with Jiang Xiaoshuai, overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals"

Guo Chengyu lecturing Wang Shuo overlaid with a Tumblr post that says "this wound needs more salt"

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jan 22

TLG-vibes #hollanov. (Graphic design is my passion.) #HeatedRivalry #TheLongGame

Shane and Ilya, with Ilya poorly photo-edited to be wearing a stupid grin and a t-shirt that says "I'm my mother in law's favorite child."

(am i funny? no. Can I use photoshop well? also no. but that hasn't stopped me yet and it won't stop me today.)

Ailsa@orchisailsa· Jan 16

The Worst little meow-meow of them all #RevengedLove #逆爱 #WangShuo