Am I doing tummy Tuesday right?

Actually wearing pants for once

Midway though typing a caption I had the crushing realization that "nightly wind down pumping session" has exactly the same rhythm as "teenage mutant ninja turtles"

This anecdote is like 1700 years old but the characters and the imagery is so perfect. We all know what "like one who has never eaten a cooked dish" mouth during sex looks like. We have also all roomed with this guy at a furry convention.

Devastating to wake up to a mutual doing Friends of Dorothy ads in 2026.

Like they're fully doing Catholic theology to explain why it's actually problematic to tell the truth about powerful abusers because it could hurt their reputations it's so embarrassing

Direly in need of belly rubs and/or getting knocked up tonight

Can't sleep send belly rubs 🥺🐮

This jockstrap showed up a while ago in a shipment of underwear for a friend in Van (delivered to my place for tariff reasons) and it's orc green and not part of the order and obviously I immediately put in on and nothing happened and I'm still sad that I'm not living in an orc TF story

This was too important to be defeated by the character limit tbh

Tried and failed to get a decent picture of the full arc rainbow over Cal Anderson

Sound Transit showing all service alerts in French today is wildly disorienting? First time since I've moved to this country that anything has been disponsible en français aussi

Made the mistake of checking which videos people were finding my mapmaking videos from. Not sure how to feel about this.

Yes I know about the fucking Christian energy drinks no I will not be purchasing the Christian energy drinks even as a bit

Woke up hungry and horny and unable to get back to sleep so enjoy this partial pic of me lurching like a cryptid to the kitchen

I don't care about verisimilitude in TTRPGs because it's a fantasy world but I will use Google Maps to confirm that 200 feet is the distance from the central fountain of Cal Anderson to the nearest edge of the long pool so that my players and I all have a sense of how far their PCs would need to go

Happy Father's Day! Time to go get pregnant to really celebrate properly

I'd describe the Cosmic Energy flavour C4 as singularly wretched. Truly one of the worst fluids I've put in my body.

It's going to be too hot out for clothes for the foreseeable future I fear

Some of you have got to stop putting this shit on my timeline. A US military themed plane fursuit with sissy widdle missiwes is fucking nauseating. And it's everyone with all the good little leftist slogans in their names being excited about this too.

Look how good this brave noble wolf is

Also bonus end panel which basically captures how this whole TF sequence makes me feel. This is my desktop background now tbh

This one-year bovine TF progression is all the best possible upgrades 🥵🥴🐮📈🫠 thank you so much @casiogatorra.bsky.social!!! This is fully all I'll be able to think about for the next month

Put a math video on in the background while I did housework and now YouTube serving me tiddy implant ads despite my preexisting ample bosom

Harness still kind of fits without digging in too much as long as the snaps are in their widest possible setting. Sad about the prospect of outgrowing it but that's how it goes.

Most important purchase at a furry convention is highly specific buttons

All checked in for Furlandia

Prepping so much dumb loud furry behaviour for Furlandia

@dizzzypup.bsky.social @meatier.bsky.social were you two in cahoots with this or is my timeline just real into feet lately

Real busy week prepping for Furlandia so have a real quick tummy Tuesday