Larry, ready to completely ignore Manservant #7 Bambi Burnham. #10DowningStreetCat #Larry

That's just science.

What having cats feels like in 2026.

Tech (KN95 masked!) came out today for the washer & replaced the Electronic Control Board under warranty, saving me the normal charge of $700 + labour. Now I don't need to put off the new dishwasher. Nothing else is allowed to break in 2026. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Togetherness :)

Attention people applying for expedited passports in DC: Order extra pages to avoid a Donald passport.

I really, really, really need Count Binface to win, and send Britain's Stephen Miller packing in disgrace.

Don't you think Farage looks tired?

Larry the Downing Street Cat just endorsed Count Binface on his YouTube channel ... is a sentence I never saw myself posting but somehow fits well on the 2026 Bingo Card.

Updating this from covid to Mitch's bespoke medical team.... thank you for your attention to this matter.

Discovered a listing for shelf-stable tinned bread below the normal price. Looks as if a mistake was made since a three pack was less than a single unit. Oh, well - it's mine now. I love this bread toasted with butter or cream cheese for breakfast and exp date is Nov 2028. #Adulting #Prepping

Note to the inbred, knuckle-draggers three houses down not even removing the fireworks from the box before LIGHTING THE WHOLE THING ON FIRE.

2026 in one picture....

At least Stephen Miller can save money on lunches for a while.

I fixed the vacuum and rigged a heat shield on the cat room window to thwart the fiery sky ball's wrath during the heat emergency . #Adulting

Continued...

Hold my embalming fluid...

Got all the cat boxes cleaned before the angry sky ball appeared to bake every molecule of fluid out of my body. (Litter station is on the lanai). #Adulting #Cats #DarknessDweller

The Deflection pool.