Discombobulated Suzanne

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64 year-old chicken-obsessive living with depression. Kind-hearted & genuine. Bibliophile, Pythonist, vegan, wordsmith, oddball. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧ #BlackLivesMatter

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*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jul 23

Cosmo Cockatiel enjoying the breeze from the fan on the floor underneath her. 😅 #Cosmo #cockatiel #birb #birds

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jul 20

Cosmo Cockatiel looking cute whilst shredding a tissue. 😁❤️ #Cosmo #cockatiel #birb #birds #tiel

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jul 18

Just seen an ad on Insta for these "Mongolian fur" slippers. Merkin slippers, more like. 😂

A pair of slippers covered in light brown suspiciously curly fur.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jul 17

LISTEN to my beautiful new kettle! Genuine 70s vintage from Ebay. When I was a kid we had a red one and I've wanted one for ages. Currently sobbing because I haven't heard that sound in 50 years! 🥹🥰 *Please ignore Cosmo Cockatiel screeching in the background!

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jul 11

This is the *third* handful like this that I've collected TODAY. 😂😂

A handful of female cockatiel feathers in varying sizes. They are a soft fawn colour with pale yellow and white. Some have barring, one has spots.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Jun 13

Whatever the state of the world, there are small joys to be had. A dozen red roses from my local Co-op for £5.50 - bargain! 🥰🌹

A dozen red roses in a clear vase with purple flowers on it, set on a cabinet filled with bird ornaments.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· May 26

GET. IN. THE. F*CKING. BIN. 🥵😂

Screenshot of my weather widget reading "32° Brentwood. Record high today."

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Apr 26

A microscopic tardigrade (water bear) playing a teeny tiny violin.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Apr 22

Don't wait for someone else to buy you flowers! You are a lovely human and you're worth it. 💐🥰 #flowers #roses #bouquet

A middle-aged white woman with long red hair, wearing a pink jumper, is holding up a big bouquet of beautiful yellow roses.

A gorgeous bouquet of yellow roses and white gypsophila displayed in a clear vase on a cabinet.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Apr 18

Just had a phone call from an 01583 number, which I didn't answer. (Nobody ever calls me!) Thought I'd check it out and here is what I found, so I thought I'd just warn everyone! #scam #phonescam #blocked

A screenshot of an AI overview reading:
Calls from the 01583 area code, particularly those beginning with 01583 240, are associated with a series of dangerous, high-volume, and fraudulent scam calls. These callers often impersonate energy surveyors, local insulation advisors, or telecom companies (like Sky or EE) to gather personal details.

*Discombobulated* Suzanne@originals-in· Apr 17

No, Evri, you did not deliver my parcel to my outbuilding. The reason I know this is because I do not have an outbuilding. You delivered it *outside the building.* On the step of the communal door to my maisonette. Basically, on the street. 🤬 🤬 🤬