Orphan_Devour
@orphandevour
30 but feels 90. Lady. Stronk arms. Lady liker, and reader of yaoi. Monsters are rad.
Chicken Cordon Bleu Stromboli that came out shaped like a frog, but absolutely FUCKED.
An experimental breakfast of loser champions. I should be able to bleed peppermint after.
My uncle got me this but I haven't used it. Might now. For vodka cranberry.
@spockresists.bsky.social I thought you might like this. Made it a decade ago when I was a part of a peaceful counter protest when some sillies came to stir their dumb anti-shit. It isn't the best but it got the point across.
I have time to read! I sure can't wait to devour this next chapter now that I—
You must be souping incorrectly because I dumped a packet of fideo in Tom Yum lastnight and saw the face of the soup god. You gotta make that thing eat like a meal! Plus it usually means accoutrements like bread/tortillas/crackers/chips. If I had that for lunch I'd need a damn nap in my rocker.
Real toothy. Territorial af. Prolly gonna scar someone for (after)life.
Sure. The hardware is included. The allegations of oral fixation? Unanswered and scoffed at.
I was supposed to post this yesterday and say something about how Alastor probably returned it out of spite lol
Everyone was a jerk at work when I wore them for Halloween, but tbf, we are in the middle of nowhere.