Hogmild
@oshaseleven
It’s going to happen. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.
I’m proud to have painted both of my formerly black vehicles to look like this. Not only do I often get compliments, but other drivers are friendlier to me as well.
It’s even funnier that the federal government couldn’t get their shit together to build a 25 foot tall arch, but this 70+ ft scale model of the Delaware capital building was built out of cardboard boxes and erected BY HAND at a phish concert in like 3 days by a bunch of spun out wooks.
100 million people, that’s certainly a specific number. I wonder what exact percentage of the total us population would left if that were to happen…. Oh… oh no.
I’m not going to let a slop maker enjoy my posts even if he’s the only person one who does.
The moment I saw this staged photo of him reading Toni Morrison I knew he didn’t have the smoke. Complete phony shit.
I swear I’m a real person who does real things besides hurl curses at various senators. For instance, here are a couple pictures of the fish and fishbowl my wonderful girlfriend and I sculpted for Janelle Monae’s Halloween photoshoot.
Me when the floor manager at the Amazon warehouse writes me up for dumping my piss bottles down the break room sink
I can’t wait for a bunch of shitlibs to tell me that protestors are the reason for them failing to bring Elon into the folds of the Democratic Party.
Sitting here eating an atemoya and watching people tend to their rice fields while listening to the sounds of birds and frogs and the thumping bass of people blasting Viet pop EDM at a party across the way. I Fucking love Vietnam.
Review of new fruit: Jujube Hard, crispy, juicy and lightly flavored, the jujube is like a cross between a Granny Smith apple and an Asian pear with a less grainy texture. Also called vitamin c fruit, it’s good for the health but pretty mediocre in most other aspects. 4/10. Would eat again if free
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you