Sounds good to me

Lemme take a crack at rubbing the stress away.

So, who’s tires are we slashing?

We doing #feet or #foreskin this Friday? #fcf

As if she isn’t aware.

As you should, babes!

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs

What about bellies? 👀

Not if I’m fighting for my life getting to the bathroom, cause I’m lactose intolerant.

We stan a menty health break in this haus.

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist.

💯

Attractive AND talented?

And what if one signed up for all of the above?

Watch out! Coming in hot!!

This is where I parked my car.

Baby girl, accents are what draw people in to forcibly pay attention, in a good way. You say something complimentary in an accent, they’ll be like

Who was it? I just wanna talk.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars(wars nor trek), LOTR, or marvel, Disney animated or pixar

I’m expecting you to.

Always.

Have mercy!!

Golden hour was really helping me do something. #bear #gay #beard #hairy

After seeing them on you:

My nerdy-ass brain had me translate it as Magic: The Gathering, and I was like “Wait, what they do?”

I know that’s right!!

An end of an era. Gonna be taking a drink for them.

Hiya, handsome.