Me

There it is, and there it goes! What a wonderful experience to witness!

Me waking up wondering which one of my 28 pints was spiked last night

Accompanying photo

Yummers

When I take the punt on a risky fart

Me too bro

I will say though, it is rather pretty on the east coast!

Hello from Barcelona

No beer in the fridge

Made a friend at work

yeah you could say i listen to music

You and your knock off counterpart

Ouchie :c

Me tooooo. Also, saw a car for sale and looks like it has had you write on it xD

Brain just gave me an embarrassing memory

Fun.

The Alternator Belt decided to snap off during my drive to work, so now I'm having to get recovered and taken home via truck 🙃 Don't know how much it'll be to fix, but I am thoroughly not looking forward to the cost.

Finishing off my second glass of "water" the now :p

If you squint, you'll be able to see the start of some abs x3 arms were absolutely done for so couldn't tense properly for the pic xD

This'll do

Sir please leave these premises, you are not authorised to be here.

Although I reckon I'd rock the bikini look, I think I'll go for the shorts :p

Let's be fair.

Grabbed a Mango Loco because I can't hold your Mangos that make me go Loco

Measuring out 30g of cheese makes me sad. It's a pitiful amount!

Here asking the important questions