Chris
@ottersf
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution.
To further this week's tomato-related tomfoolery, tonight I have prepared a tomato tian for a "Julia (Child) and Jacques (Pépin)"-themed dinner. It will be drizzled in olive oil, minced garlic, and panko and baked until nice and caramelized 😋.
Despite the various quoteskeets asserting that eating nightshades turns you into a zombie, that salt is an affront to a tomato's dignity, that bread/butter/mayo/cheddar are unnecessary, or generally that their preferences are superior to mine, I am pleased to report that this slaps equally on day 2.
This is your reminder that it's summer, so you should be sprinkling slices of an enormous heirloom tomato with salt and shingling them atop sourdough toast that's been slathered in good mayo and grated cheddar. 😋
The 7x7 laser art installation in SF's Civic Center Plaza is so deeply cool! If you're in the Bay Area, go see it this weekend!
Was away from the gym for two and a half weeks but at least my bush still peeks out the side of my jock!
The taco I ordered without guac (allergic to avocados) came with guac, and my cup of salsa that was being supported and moved from the bottom, decided to invert and cover the table. I am *this* close to singing a verse of "Hasa Diga Eebowai" out loud right here in the taquería.
Throwback to 2021 and flying during the pandemic but still finding time to take slutty pictures.
It seems I clicked over quite a milestone this past weekend. What is the traditional gift to give followers at 15K?
Our AirBnB has a pup play cage in the kitchen island. Guess it's time to get on Sniffies and find a pet.
It exasperates @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social that I always get stopped to talk about my (usually screen-printed T-) shirts. Tonight my The Who farewell tour shirt got comments by the Delta desk agent and a dude in the Skyclub who worked lighting for The Who for years and who gave me some guitar picks!
The cute new beardy barista at the corner coffee shop made a heart in my cortado so we're basically rawing.
Why am I working on my spreadsheets when I should be working on your spread cheeks?