Hey @bsky.app how about utilizing all this dead space when I'm trying to write ALT text? I have to make the window smaller and open it elsewhere just to read what is written on it! Fix this, thank you!

SEASON 7 UPDATE TIME LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO I AM FULL OF CAFFEINE AND SUGAR, LET'S DO THIS! Drops ENABLED, AND SO AM I (WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?) www.twitch.tv/ourempress

Four days in a row and they keep getting prettier. I am becoming the Empress of iced mochas.

I have made TWO iced mochas for TWO days in a row, and by gum, I intend to reach a new high score of THREE iced mochas THREE days in a row.

He's MORTIFYING. I have no choice but to risk life and limb to capture him in all the gorgeous lighting environs Red Barrels has created. I have zero choice in this. I have a gift clearly and it must be utilized responsibly.

Like, what the fuck? What else am I supposed to do? *NOT* follow him around for shots like this? Risking my life for beautiful pictures of this danger man is a service I do for the people (this is lie, I do this because I like playing the game a lot).

I cropped this one and used it for the thumbnail of the video it came from. Some men are just so pretty. youtu.be/14dBEKv0lpE

"What're ya'll up to?" "Stabbin'." "Can I join?" Coyle is always welcome to the stabbathon, but I'm also welcome to all the bricks I've collected.

Haven't visited my emotional support Demonia cart in a while so it reset which means I had add everything again. I then paired it down to just what I "need" and it STILL COSTS MONEY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO *SAVE* FOR THINGS I WANT, I SHOULD JUST *RECEIVE* THEM WITHOUT HAVING EVEN ORDERED THEM.

Happy Pride Month!!

Relapse 13! The luckiest Relapse! The Relapse where Father comes down from his grand office in the Places We Cannot Go in the Trials to give me a forehead kiss and tell me I'm beautiful and perfect!

Who wouldn't want a love like this?

Made some crunchy, crispy, and slightly chewy cookies todays. Look at these flat DUDES. Look at the glossy crunchy outer layer!!!!

I decided to wear every necklace that was sitting on my desk today and it felt like something one should do every day.

Anyway, I cried laughing making this.

Every heart emoji I receive from [ REDACTED ] fills me with egotism I previously believed to be unobtainable. I am a god and I deserve it all.

Phasmophobia by Alan Wake I have been so thrilled with this collaboration! Look at how handsome I am holding the little bear doll I named Barry after my agent, Barry Wheeler! If you were there when I first streamed it, I was getting little excited tears in my eyes left and right.

Some important notes on a story I'm writing.

I also want to thank my crew, GloriousFail, KayeMP, Defense14, Hoffshire, Clowns, BigGangis for all the Stroops you made me fight tooth and nail for! I wouldn't be half of what I am in the Trials without all of you!

AND THAT'S IT!!! I DID IT!!! I profusely thanked the final person I strooped, as I thanked all who I strooped against!! Then I skittered over to my room to put on my new hat and nearly cried. All that hard work for this gorgeous hat.

The third image is someone wearing the cosmetic my friend Kaye used to exclusively wear!! It meant so much to have her near this close to the end. I had to check out of curiosity and I was 3 away. THREE STROOPS TO GO!!!

It was around this point that I didn't even want to check my progress. I was close enough that I was going to get it Soon but I didn't want to know how Soon Soon was.

Getting down to the wire. Getting closer to 500. The anticipation rises to its climax.

I wasn't close enough to get all 500 the day these were taken, but I had to keep pushing to get as close as I could.

At this point, I was close enough to taste the big swirly rainbow lollipop that should be mailed to you once you unlock the propeller hat cosmetic. I had to keep going. Had to get up to 500. I was getting so close!

I taught two of a group of three to Stroop and when I was finished, they were annihilating their third in Stroop! That's what kept me pushing through. The kindness of strangers, and the desire of other strangers to learn. These three aren't the three in the name screen cap.

Uploading all these images feels a lot like trying to get 500 Stroops. Insurmountable, but I'm getting through them.

I have so many delightful memories, Strooping with strangers. That should be the name of my book.

The Reagent is the first screen capture wasn't grasping Stroop, so I slowed it down and took the time until they got it. DLCNB's desire to learn got me to 420 Stroops, and not only that, they gave me the opportunity to teach a game I love. After we were finished, they were making no mistakes!! <#

I didn't feel it was an unfair thing to accept the gesture EEmbra offered. I felt is was a reward for all the times people left mid-Stroop because I was winning. It was a reward for my patience and dedication even after being burned multiple times. This Reagent made up for all the sore losers.