I can accept that Historically Accurate Jesus was brown. But why does he look like Ricky Gervais??? If I see this guy in heaven I’m gonna have a panic attack

I don’t know why, but for some reason, apple music thinks i want to see the lyrics of every song transliterated into katakana. not that i’m complaining

wheatley and the space core in space:

also the fact that an official us government statement is referencing this fucking meme from 2012 with absolutely no hint of irony

This furry bitch wanted to knot me. I tied his cock into a bow.

he’s one of the good ones to me

just watched Elio and now i am extremely disappointed that we didn’t hype up this movie to absurd heights like we did with morbius. #eliosweep when

“holy shit it’s the beatles” “🎶 well she was just 17 🎶” “ugh not this again” “🎶 and you know what i mean 😏” “wait what”

In “Falling Down” (1993), William Foster thinks that bragging about being really good at making weapons for a living will make him sound like *less* of a bad guy. This is a reference to the fact that he is a batshit fucking crazy person.

just watched this movie and it was pretty good

just found out the uk has a shadow prime minister. an evil doppelgänger of the regular prime minister who can use dark magic

Rin Pear Theory #vocaloid

basically this phenomenon but for gay emo girls

same

i’m calling it now. south park is gonna have an episode where these two join ICE and they shoot a bunch of people because “they were coming right for us!”

i tried watching pretty blood but couldn’t finish because the animals’ moaning and whimpering sounds sounded too real and alive. so i made this

is this even A Thing or am i mentally ill

chuds in 2014: “i hate zoe quinn! stupid ass bitch” those chuds if they ever played Depression Quest:

O-o-oh Obama!

we got the fucking autism cure before GTA 6

we need more shooters with this level of comedic timing

I was really confused when I saw all these different edm musicians using the exact same album cover. Is it the same guy with a bunch of different pseudonyms? Or is it a meme? Turns out they were all produced by the same record label and that’s their gimmick

Cute

When will Valve make Portugal 2?

My browser extension that adds random Game Theory text to youtube thumbnails seems to be implying some sort of ominous conspiracy behind the death of Pope Francis

when was the last time you had to use one of these motherfuckers