#iamnotacat

This song just came on in this restaurant and I’m trying not to act feral. Absolute banger

Now watching. We’re only about halfway through but if I ever get caught in some surrealist parallel universe please contact one of these people: physics.gatech.edu/people/profe... They are closest to me, but any physicist will do.

I hate in movies when the victim has the bad guy at gun slash sword point and they’re like “tell us how to escape this very lethal situation or you’re dead” and then they don’t kill the bad guy and then they lose their chance.

This will get old at some point but not yet

We’re watching Obsession. I told P that if he ever has an opportunity to make a wish he needs to consult me first so he doesn’t fuck it up

AI is so irredeemably dumb. (Don’t worry about why I was googling Turkmenistan. Move along)

Flanoy, what is this fase?

I hope all my Americans are eating good today!

I loved this.

This pope is so metal

I just left this as a comment on someone’s dumb post so if I get suspended or whatever that’s what happened

Me pointing out how dumb Sophie Cunningham looks trying to look like an enforcer.

Civilization!!!

It’s giving

Here we go. I went back and found it for you.

I needed this today

Matt, you’re my same age. That is neat.

Grabbing at a late dinner at a classy establishment. Never change, Atlanta