"English player", that is to say

Quite like Micah Richards’ Starfleet Admiral jacket

We're not letting this go

A million points for anyone who can tell me where mine comes from

Yes but also no

Meta AI killing it

1. The ponds are not "wild swimming" ponds 2. They are not the only swimming ponds in London

Worst. Champions. Ever!

If you’re talking within Gaelic codes, then I don’t think anyone will beat Briege Corkery

We won 5-2 and my kid had a hot dog. I mean, honestly, what else do you want me to say?

More on Matt Goodwin being a lazy hack at The Lead. This time, the inevitable fake Orwell quote national.thelead.uk/p/reform-wat...

Learn all the different ways to say "AARGH", "FFS" and "COME THE FUCK ON"

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

Actually sounds legit

What?

Genius from Galloway's Workers Party

@jim.londoncentric.media Very good

“We’ll pay for pints with the child benefit money” is, it has to be said, extremely on brand for Reform

You can tell Mandelson was a teen Tankie

BBC has already failed. But kudos to PolHome

Hacks! Send us your best bits. Big Cash Prizes to be won! #PaulFootAward

Astonishing both-sidesing in The Times

What’s the difference between camp and “campy”?

Anyway, he was very hot. Here he is with his musical and romantic partner Lee Payant

When they poured across the border I was cautioned to surrender This I could not do I took my energy snack and vanished.

What?