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pandathletic@pandathletic· 2d

When will that stop seriously

The Irritating Gentleman (Der lästige Kavalier), created in 1874 by German painter Berthold Woltze.

pandathletic@pandathletic· 11d

Is it real that this shit contains Bromelain? Because that would be a bit too funny. The fact that nobody knows if it does anything is top notch :chef-kiss-emoji:

Extract from WebMD article on bromelain.

What is bromelain used for?
Bromelain is used for various reasons, although its benefits are not well defined. Some common reasons that people use bromelain include the following.

Indigestion
Muscle soreness after exercise
Osteoarthritis
Sinus infections
To improve blood flow

Note: The FDA has not reviewed bromelain for safety and effectiveness.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jun 18

The answer is yes 😞

Screenshot of the original post with "what if" struck through.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jun 5

The timing!!

Intro to the Wikipedia article about Man of the World 2026, stating that the finals night is happening June 6, 2026 in the Philippines. That's tomorrow!!

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jun 4

🤔

Definition of PLUR as per the internet: Peace Love Unity Respect, followed by some basic context.

Values clearly demonstrated by our antagonist here.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jun 2

I've cancelled posts over jokes too silly even by my standards (they are very low), unfortunate poor timing, high probability of misinterpretation, overly unhinged replies to stupidity, obscure brain farts nobody would get, being interrupted mid sentence, and the lack of space to use an Oxford comma

Screenshot of the text of this post before shipping it off to the world, showing 0 characters left and a missing period at the end of the post. Kudos to the person doing that with alt text too!

pandathletic@pandathletic· Apr 22

Leaving the drone scenario to when it becomes reality, what explains the number of school shootings in the US then if not the guns? Do you at least agree it's an issue? I know you don't care about other countries but still... And 2024 alone was ~50 in US 🤷

List of countries ranked by number of school shootings between 2009-2018.

USA - 288
Mexico - 8
...

This doesn't include 2024 with ~50 in the US alone.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Apr 21

Let's screenshot her into irrelevance. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be boiling some water to serve the FBI tea when they show up.

A screenshot of a screenshot of a twitter screenshot that is not supposed to be screenshot at the risk of getting a police report.

The screenshot in question is of a post from the seemingly charming MAGA Michelle S, warning that "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts.

This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."

pandathletic@pandathletic· Apr 17

@sireviscerate.myatproto.social has a better way to put it 🤣

Timeline screenshot showing two consecutive posts. In the first one, Mark notes that the deranged orange's claim that the US "has a very good relationship with Iran right now" is one way to think about it. The post includes a screenshot of a post of Aaron Rupar quoting and showing said deranged orange.

In the post below, Ray offers the colorful opinion that "the man's brain is a sack of wilted coleslaw, too heavy on the mayo, going rancid in the summer sun".

To be fair it's unclear if the man in question is indeed the deranged orange. Although I guess we all know.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Apr 16

Obviously this has nothing to do with you personally because you're such an exceptional human being who will always have control over your adrenaline since you got all that training. Speaking of things that are not difficult for most people to understand

List of developed countries and their gun homicide rate (from the everytown research)

All countries have a rate < 1, while the US differs significantly with a 4.4 rate

pandathletic@pandathletic· Mar 4

Definitely something broken 😳

Search results for bluesky accounts named broken banker with three results including 2 copycats using sophisticated techniques like adding an r or a 0 at the end of the handle.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Feb 21

Mine are loading fine 🤔

A couple of blobs happily playing beach volley. They look appropriately loaded. This is a still image from the game blobby volley.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Dec 31

Our brave Vittorio in a few years... www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...

3 panel coming from Saturday morning breakfast cereal.

Panel 1: a serious looking man (presumably our man Vittorio) claims "I would do *anything* for my kids"

Panel 2: a little girl (Vittorio's daughter in a few years no doubt) shows our man an iPad looking device that says "buy our stuff", and asks: "Dad, wanna hear me talk about YouTube videos?"

Panel 3: our man Vittorio, realising he doesn't actually want to do the bullshit he claims, rephrases his earlier statement to "I would do *many* things for my kids"

I bet that still doesn't include running the laundry you idiot.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Dec 25

This list is incredible in more than one way but this one must be the winner 😲

REPORTS 7-INCH DILDO INSERTED INTO RECTUM WHEN IT ACCIDENTALLY WENT TOO FAR. HE ATTEMPTED TO USE PLIERS TO REMOVE IT. PLIERS STUCK TOO

pandathletic@pandathletic· Dec 1

A bit worried about opening any of those doors tbh

List of suggested related searches to an unknown query (it was "the science of mermaid reproduction"), that reads:
- mermaid reproductive system
- do mermaids have genitals
- mermaid reproduction reddit
- mermaid reproductive anatomy
- how would a mermaid reproduce
- do mermaids have pussys

pandathletic@pandathletic· Nov 19

Oh my goodness you managed step 2 of "how to draw an owl" flawlessly 😮

Visual tutorial of how to draw an owl in two steps. Step 1 consists of two circles on top of each other. Step 2 is an ultra detailed sketch of an owl perched on a branch looking directly at us with murderous intent. Or maybe it doesn't like alt-text that's too long. Traditionally the accompanying text is: Step 1. Draw some circles. Step 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Nov 12

Mandatory

pandathletic@pandathletic· Nov 9

@wikipedia.org are you alright? 😂

pandathletic@pandathletic· Oct 20

That's a bear trap

Image from the children's book The bear and the piano, depicting a bear cub in an eerie forest standing up next to a piano with a paw on it, wondering what this is and somehow not questioning how it got there. That bear is going to live some adventures I'm telling you. Good for you bear you have talent.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Oct 4

OKP Cypher Computer

This is even worse than the previous ones. Yet another poor ai job trying to illustrate Tom Yorke as a member of Japanese band Avantgardey. In this one there's a dude looking not even remotely close to Tom, in the middle of a packed group of young Asian looking girls wearing the same highschool uniform and short, straight, black hair with bangs. I'm sorry. Wait no I'm not but this is the last one for today I swear.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Oct 4

Cheeeese unforgettable...

Another stupid ai generated image of two blond teenage boys, one holding a mic and the other some bland-looking cheese that I frankly wouldn't recommend trying. They not even remotely look like Marcus and Martinus, the Norwegian twins who sang "Unforgettable" during Eurovision 2024. If you made it all the way here I would like to dedicate this terrible pun to you, and wish you a wonderful life.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Oct 4

I'm not even sorry

A stoopid genai rendition of Tom Yorke from Radiohead on a concert scene in the very approximate style of a k-pop artist. Male dancers are visible in the background. This whole thing is very annoying to look at.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Sep 28

@damnitjanet.bsky.social Damnit Janet I cannot wait to know the next chapter 😁

pandathletic@pandathletic· Sep 25

'merica: wtf you mean of course you shoot first and figure out what you've shot later!! That's the only way!!

pandathletic@pandathletic· Aug 17

Administrative failure #1: leaving sensitive documents on a hotel printer 🤦

pandathletic@pandathletic· Aug 15

Fixed it. Still nope.

Screenshot of an article with Orange Fuckface on the cover with title asking Should Trump's push for long term federal control over D.C.'s police be allowed? With a button saying Vote now. Except I hilariously crossed out words so it says Should Trump be allowed.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Aug 13

Literally the next article in my TL. I'm on my way to either become insane trying to tell truth from BS, or automatically treat every bit of information as BS

Screenshot of my timeline, showing RandomWhiteGuy post about the Florida couple willing to wear a wire to catch Jesus-the-one-from-behind-KFC, followed by a NYT article about a man in Brooklyn pleading guilty to attempting to export 850 turtles.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jul 12

Sorry guys no touching or you're out.

Two pairs of tongues (the tool). Not touching obviously.

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jul 11

@lacroixboi.dadguy.online @augustreverie.bsky.social what did I miss??!?

presentdad and reverie posting 6min apart about porcupine albeit with radically different concerns.
presentdad claims to be "over pronouncing the cup in porcupine", while reverie declares "Me, en empathy, senses that I've upset this porcupine".
What's this whole porcupinery about? Anyone has any clue??

pandathletic@pandathletic· Jul 3

Bluesky understands you very well. Spookingly well...