Panic Restaurant
@panicrestaurant
He/Him, 37, taken. I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it. Passionate about retro games and Pokemon. Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️ Not a bot, just follow a lot of people! Avatar by @kujikawaii.bsky.social
(Instinctively trying to act like this didn’t hit me kinda hard, further proving its point) Haha yeah I do be saying shit like “let’s mosey” Also Carbuncle lol perfect
When a post blows up and I remember I exist and am being perceived and also any other time I have been perceived in my entire life
It’s hard to overstate how badly American society is held hostage by cars. My neighborhood has no sidewalks and stretches of highway with no designated crossing areas. People drive like maniacs and no one uses their turn signals (except me) Also there’s so many assholes driving these huge things
When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
The similarity of the pose though… (ok rotated 90 degrees but still)
This genre of game boy color game box art is everything to me tbh
Girl what in tarnation is this boing zoom dakota Mr. Saturn ass font
I did in fact remember to buy the prison chips from work! And they are quite good! If you’ve ever had all-dressed chips before, it’s like a spicy version of that.
When you’re pushing 40 but just got carded buying scratch-offs
Incredible pun, so incredible that you can even make roughly the same pun yet completely different?? NEW YORK NYANKIES