Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera
@pantibliss
Performer, writer, speechifier, pub landlady, gender discombobulist National Fucking Treasure Ireland Agent: Aoife Rice : pantibliss@gmail.com
Huge respect to this woman for gritting her teeth and not breaking
Sometimes (ok, rarely) in an effort to watch my middle-aged spread, I smugly don't buy any sweet treats at the supermarket, and then a few hours later I do something like this anyway 🤷🏼♀️ and ooh boy, earlier today supermarket me is going to be so mad when they find out
One minute before a neighbour snitched on me and I was sentenced to life in prison for breaking the hose pipe ban and stealing water meant for the local data centre
No no but some of them have done actual "research" and discovered the truth!
Funnily enough, if your wife was Gloria, that would make you her husband of nearly 50 years.... Emilio Estefan
Well, here's a picture of my extremely normal gay bestie who is widely recognised as Ireland's #2 biggest Gloria fan last week in Miami being totally normal which hints at the layers involved
Chicagoans love to tell Irish people that they dye the river green for St Patrick's Day and yeah, it's fun that they dye it extra "kelly green" for Paddy's Day but Gurl... no one is going to convince me that they don't dye it all year round - just a bit more subtly 😉
So there's a big Harry Potter store in Chicago and as I passed by, the small trans-inclusive progress Pride flag in the window caught my eye....
I mean, the businessmen of Bermuda famously solved this riddle and named it
The problem with being "good" and not buying sweet treats at the supermarket cos you're watching your middle aged belly, is that at 11:45PM you start making a cake and then forget you even did that till just now the next day
I've been living here for 18yrs and it's not just the noise that occasionally gets a little much! Fledglings dropping onto the balcony and getting trapped there for a while is an almost annual occurrence. And sometimes they give you a fright when you wake up from a nap and the balcony door was open
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