How I'll post if Bluesky dies.

Does the board respect me? Respect is a two-way street, Denise!

Had about 10 to decide between, so I’m picking four I haven’t seen included yet

Boss: I want you to add the steps to microwave this onto the packaging Employee: you got it Boss: And you definitely know what steps are, right? And you won’t just throw random information in the middle? Employee: absolutely

The perfect Nextdoor notification doesn’t exi-

Past me: I’ll just save up my ironing for months and then do it efficiently all at once while watching TV some night Current me, halfway through the bottomless pile of ironing:

Oh no

Mark it. Halloween display. July 26. We used to be a proper country

Baby praying mantis looking at me like “‘sup?“

“I had this weird dream where we were people”

Can’t wait to show my 10yo that Mbappe just passed by while I was sitting at a traffic light

The week before vacation

I’vvvve got a switcheroo movie idea! *muppets theme plays*

Grandpa, what was it like living in the Great Prediction Markets Era?

In a way, all of us has a missing giraffe to face. For some, shyness might be their missing giraffe. For others, a lack of education might be their missing giraffe...

Uhhhh, quick question for the graphics department: which world do you think World Cup refers to?

Wait a minute

Seeing the US Men’s 2026 World Cup jerseys for the first time

🎶 *plaintive guitar* There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to Heaven When she gets there, she knows

Me reading the Father’s Day cards my kids made for me

Same energy

It kinda grows on you. To the point we made it out Trunk or Treat theme last year

Me when washing my kids’ hair

Similar idea, but for the periodic table

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