I asked ChatGPT to recommend a restaurant in Casablanca. This is what it recommended.

I don’t know if you know Athens. Here are some great places to eat. Ama Lachei Oxo Nou Take a stroll to the top of Strefi Hill at sunset for the most stunning views you can imagine.

I just got his Döner in Berlin and ate it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON! Was not drunk. I could taste onion for several days.

That one time I flew at Mach 1.1 and drank Aass beer.

I was recently admitted to hospital overnight. This was the meal they served. Grilled salmon, summer squash and brown rice. It was actually excellent. Pleasantly surprised.

Trader Joe’s Danish Kringle is my weakness. They’ve brought out an almond cherry one and I have lost all self control.

Just an advertisement for Dildo King at a busy Berlin intersection.

Travel isn’t just the museums and landmarks. Sometimes it’s an hour in a Berlin laundromat with a local beer, watching everyday life go by. Those are the moments I remember.

The word “Tor” in German means both gate and goal. Looks like they’re having a bit of World Cup fun here in Berlin.

Berlin farmer’s market shopping list: sourdough ✔️ local honey ✔️ organic vegetables ✔️ soap cast from the artist’s own vulva… wait, what?

Nothing says wholesome Saturday morning farmer’s market like organic vegetables, artisan sourdough… and cannabis seedlings.

German supermarkets have beer figured out.

So….. what is a vegan dentist?

Who says Germans don’t have a sense of humour?

I just paid €63 for a Deutschland ticket. It includes travel for a whole month across all of Germany on all modes of public transport including buses, metro, local and regional trains, ferries and trams. Incredible value.

Who doesn’t want to be laid with love?

I started my day thinking I was heading to Liverpool via Dallas and Dublin. Turns out I’m now heading to Manchester via Istanbul. The good news is that when American pushed my award ticket to Turkish, it landed in fare class C which earns 150% of miles flown when credited to United.

It’s giving Casablanca airport train vibes.

Southern California vibes

Originally booked on Alaska Airlines but flight cancelled. SouthWest Airlines came to the rescue.

An ice cold Berliner Weiße from North Coast Brewery in my back garden on a warm spring evening.

Indict me too

Self checkout here in The Netherlands is a bit insulting.

Today I learned that the Dutch word for carrot is Winterpeen.

Feck off

Although Northern Ireland is part of the UK and uses the Pound Sterling, the currency is issued by private banks instead of the government. This leads to a bank from Denmark issuing UK currency.

We came to Belfast. Incredible city. So many layers to this place.

The points discount that United give to MileagePlus card members is pretty generous.

Tip for getting a good seat without paying a fee on TAP Air Portugal.