Big Bro Pashka
@paschka
Everybody's favorite big bro
Based on my current location in Berlin, my orientation in my office and Earth's rotational speed of 1674 km/h as well as the assumption that everything keeps its momentum at the loss of gravity, I would slowly drift away from my desk and start floating up to ca. 1 m before falling down.
I get my life advice from my scheming vizier, but he gets tired from human problems really fast.
I didn't forgive Nintendo for not adding this banger to the SNES app yet.
The problem with On War is that people know exactly that one quote when the passage that every fucktard with a military and an inferiority complex should have read - and thoroughly understood - is what Clausewitz called the second interaction.
"Russians will fund a lifelong, comfortable retirement for the abdicated ruler like the Germans did, right?“ Russians, remembering what they did after WW1:
Molecular orbital theory dictates that it's actually a very fine zigzag line
Everytime you see someone trying to victim-blame Ukraine for defending themselves against a murderous aggressor, everytime they try to tell you that the video of a Russian soldier killed by a drone is proof of a war crime, post this picture under their comment.
That Russian soldier knowing he'll be court-martialed but also that he did an insanely kick-ass meme shot.
Russian air defense doesn't even try to stop the daily strikes on Ust-Luga, they just look at you like this:
Me watching AI causing RAM prices to skyrocket while I'm on my n-th playthrough of Baldur's Gate 2 on my trusty old potato computer:
This must have been subversive protest against the war or they are really, really stupid.
Me and the wife meeting for the first coffee after getting kicked all night by a 2-year old.
Berlin just gave away the overproduction of potatoes after local newspaper started an outcry that they would otherwise be destroyed.
Turning 40 tomorrow. Preview of the face that will look back at me from the mirror in some hours.
Do you still have this medal? Give it to him and every time he wants to destroy the world order, we can lock him into a 4-hour monologue by asking him "So, how did you win the Battle of Yavin?"