would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?

newspaper proof of life has me

Lindsey Graham *gave this material to Bob Woodward as a source*

the gun he gave to nixon that time

here are only some of elvis' many, many guns

the thing about wheelguns - they are simply too much fun. like even unloaded you're not supposed to spin the cylinder but that SOUND holy shit. and the feel, heft of all that steel? fucking portentous. if not a la chekov but just stupid shit. IE I would absolutely wind up doing an elvis with one.

23? I support a fully chopped and screwed solution with at LEAST this many states, minimum. I want exclaves and enclaves and pene-enclaves and entirely new kinds of n-claves we haven't even imagined yet. go fucking ham

oh shit

'ello

tfw wanted a mellow indica but they sold you something called darkchakKkrabadtrip and then you see this

TFW you just gotta say that the Islamic Republic of Iran is a state with the right to exist and to defend itself newrepublic.com/post/212005/...

behold: a Rufous and Black Elephant shrew

you, basic, all about Tom Sizemore working business casual and an FN FAL Para; me, sophisticated, appreciating 🐐Ritchie Coster running a Galil MAR in mesh clubwear. we are not the same!

get in folks we're taking our family annihilation rates - to the moon

lol @counterfactual.bsky.social took this of me back after a 2018 foraging mission

or, fuck, you could even wind up with a situation where you get

oh so there's an "enhanced games" where doing drugs is permitted? do the games involve men striving to outdo one another in blowing their livers out in honor of dead sky-clad philosophers? no? fuck the nolan/wilson odyssey discourse, here finally is a retvrn worth retvrning to

its, happ,ening , ,

sorry but america runs on

they simply do not make cranks like this anymore, let alone allow them to cook this hard

enough with these drive-by AI-assisted "100% accurate" translations of the oral traditions anthropomorphized as the work of "Homer" - lets see which of you fuckers got the best translation of Hesiod's Book of Job

this but its either a (literal) ski slope or a surface for railing one thick ass line of tina/fishscale that in any event crests, trends downwards, and terminates in the skier/drugdoer nose-diving (as it were) directly into a giant woodchipper

yes! yes! more! faster! may the circles become spirals and helixes and fractals infinite! may they bore to the fiery world beneath and carve sigils in the mantle visible in lava for the dark gods above! for where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth he

met gala 2003. the theme? "goddess"

we live in an experimental simulation created by aliens struggling to make *us* understand irony