Patches Can't Purr

@patchescantpurr

😸 1996, She/Her, Meow 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 I post/reblog adult artwork. Minors DNI. 🧵 #GoldenMawGang fursuiter ♥️ All Cats Are Beautiful 🖤

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Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Mar 25

The amazing @ferret5557.bsky.social took some amazing photos of me over #FurnalEquinox2026. This one has to be one of my favorites. I'll be posting more but please check out her work and consider hiring her for your film photography needs!

A splitframe photo capturing the same woman (OP) twice.

The top of the frame shows her face from the nose up, her makeup a smeared in a warm hotel shower. She stares at the camera with her brown eyes. A yellow tint dominates that half of the frame.

The bottom half of the frame is the same woman wearing a grey tabby cat fursuit with a yellow keffiyeh. She holds the fursuit head in her left hand while sticking her tongue out and gesturing her right thumb across her neck. She is also wearing thick black eyelinear drawn on into a spiked shape around her left eye.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Mar 23

Love you, Toronto

A trans woman (OP) wearing a bw stripe sweatshirt. She is adorned with a red leather harness and a lanyard with various furry badges.

She forms a heart shape with her hands, looking down at the camera.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Mar 22

Something is very wrong with Patches!

A unworn fursuit on a dresser, positioned in such a way to look like a bear skin rug, eyes taped over with Xs.

The fursuit is a tabby grey cat. There is a fireplace video on the TV. It's also in a hotel room. Love you.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Mar 6

New harness

OP wearing a black sweater with a tan leather harness. She is also holding a red cow bell.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Mar 1

This latex feels so good, you should feel it too.

Mirror photo with blur blocking out the background. OP dressed in a black latex leotard, black knee-high heels, a blue bandana is tied around her neck, and she has fishnets on her thighs and forearms.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Feb 15

Went outside with my girlfriend today ❤️

A squirrel on a branch in a tree in the woods.

Overlook of a icy river, a fallen tree hangs over the cliff in the foreground.

A woman kneeling in the snow baring her teeth next to a tree previously chewed on by a beaver.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jan 27

Got to wear my cowgirl fit again.

Standing in a doorway, a woman in a wool skirt and western button up shirt, cowboy boots and spurs, and a grey cowboy hat looks at the camera.

Same woman in same outfit, grabbing onto the top of the doorframe and lifting up one leg behind her.

Same woman, same outfit, turning away from the camera, looking down at her boots. She puts the left one on its heel in line with the right.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jan 20

Hope everyone enjoyed their convention #ANE2026

In the doorway of a hotel room, a woman wearing a black dress, arm warmers, fishnets, a cowboy hat and boots stretches her arms out to the walls, looking away from the camera.

The same woman in the same location but missing the dress, revealing a black latex leopard. She is looking at the camera

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jan 11

The woods :3

Picture of a river in a forest covered in snow.

The same river and same forest but panned to the right.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Dec 13

Feeling pretty today :3

Girl in white and black horizontal sweatshirt, black choker, taking a photo of herself in a mirror.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Dec 8

I spent a lot of time out of fursuit at MFF. Felt really cute :3

Woman in green turtleneck, grey wool skirt, and solovair boots poses next to a mannequin covered in furry merch and a purple dragon fursuit head.

Same woman in a black latex leotard leaning against the wall of a hotel room.

Same woman in horizonal striped sweatshirt, lace choker, and pink kn95

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Dec 3

Who am I seeing at MFF?

Closeup of a feline fursuit staring at the camera.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Nov 30

My new roomies are cool but the real winner is me because I get to pet their cat.

Tortoise shell cat laying on an oversized dog bed with an annoying girl sitting behind her disturbing her nap.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Nov 2

Side view of tan cowboy boots with silver Spurs and brown spur strap. A faint paw print can be seen on the strap.

Side view of tan cowboy boots with silver Spurs and brown spur strap. The strap has a brass buckle.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Nov 2

Made spur straps (and bought some spurs) for my old cowboy boots. Excited to jingle jangle all over ANE 2026.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Oct 10

Yesterday night :3 Featuring Gleep 👽

Mirror selfie of a trans woman (OP) wearing a tank top that says "this is the age of sin" and a yellow plaid button up with one shoulder out. She's also holding an IKEA alien plushie.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Aug 24

Found at the state fair :3

Photo of the Minnesota Republican booth at the state fair, a sticker of Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump "Best Friends Forever" is stuck to a pole in the foreground

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Aug 18

Photos from the other day, feeling really good about them :3

Photo of OP wearing black tank top, baseball hat, narrow choker, and a plaid shirt tied off across her waist while standing in front of a mirror.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Aug 6

I think @jankapnoc.bsky.social‬ did a really good job drawing Patches. Plz look at my cat :3

Drawing by ‪@jankapnoc.bsky.social‬
Grey tabby anthro cat lady hitting the yellow m&m pose :3

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jul 27

Mysterious stranger

Grey cat fursuiter in a cowboy hat and yellow keffiyeh.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jul 27

www.twitch.tv/ferret5557 PEAK - @ferret5557.bsky.social let me loose at the airport. LIVE NOW!

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jul 4

The walking speed of gay people is faster than nearby road traffic

Altered screenshot of Google Maps directions. It said "your location" and "some other place".

Beneath that, it has a walking man symbol stating the walking time is 6 minutes,

The same walking symbol in purple with a gay pride flag states 3 minutes.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Jun 2

MTU alumni know the place @kyanbites.bsky.social

Grey dog fursuiter standing on 5' tall snowbank, right of a road sign that reads "Gay" with an arrow pointing left.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· May 1

Woah

A photo of a monkey from a science diagram. There is an annotation that says "neuron activation".

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Nov 13

Are you cool enough for these cats? Some photos of me and Buttons (@ajaxgunterson.com) at the @mnfurs.org 2024 Fall picnic at Phalen Regional Park in St. Paul, MN.

Two fursuiters in a pedestrian tunnel, arms crossed facing the camera. Photo my @Unluckyguy27

Two fursuiters posing for a photo. About a dozen other fursuiters are in the park in the background. Photo by @Unluckyguy27

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Oct 30

I have a bird beak mask, starting to look like a griffin.

My grey cat fursuit with a leather beak pressed over the nose

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Oct 29

"Let's play Mario Party! It'll be so fun!"

A pair of dueling pistols in their wooden box. The lid has the Mario Party 2 boxart on it. The boxart features Mario wearing a cowboy hat and the tagline says "Get the place jumping!"

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Oct 21

I need one of these for pet play ASAP.

Patches Can't Purr@patchescantpurr· Oct 17

New acoustic bike to compliment my electric bike.