Paul Atreides-Nuts
@paulatreidesnuts
Founder of NeglAgent, the first agentic AI model for the most divorced of fathers.
Nancy Mace when she sees another chance to get embarrassed in an election
Seeing how Lindsey Graham died in the closet got me thinking how I kept my feelings for you in the closet. You don’t have to text back. Tell your mom I said hi.
They wasted Mitch McConnell’s surprise on Lindsey Graham. Side note: Graphic design is my passion.
Because he’s a one-trick pony who writes for terrified white people.
The kind of loser who buys this shirt is the kind of loser who is sad about weather curtailing the festivities in DC. I say to this loser, prove you’re the storm. Break the heat.
Many are calling this the most European sentence ever uttered.
John Travolt looks like Jack Harlow from the future doing press for his upcoming jazz album.
In the midst of a supposed-active shooter event, Stephen Miller finally touched his wife’s breast. Her boyfriend will be livid.
We need to protect Deep Roy so he can plan Klarna Patel in a movie.
“Jimmy Saville had a complicated relationship with consent.” - Ruth Graham
Being the only vegetarian in the house is hard because whenever I cook my wife is like
Anya: My character has mad voices in her head. Hair stylist: Say less.
You met me at a very Peruvian time in my life. (I’ve been eating a lot of beans and potatoes)
Italians as white people, 12 September, 2001 - 8 February, 2026.
Can you believe it? This guy didn’t like the Bad Bunny performance.
ESPN employs some fucking idiots but this guy is absolutely top of their Idiot League Table.