Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........

@paulsandham

Waspkeeper & brambliculturalist. Insignificant geek, shed owner & Dad of the Ugs & Ig. Ultimately striving for the destruction of all pebble-dashed dwellings. Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output

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Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 1d

At 1600m in picos de europa in Asturias, northern Spain. #lufc

A crash barrier at a view point on a winding road through mountain roads in the picos de europas that says quafftide motorcycle tours with a Lufc badge on it. There are lots of other stickers.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 3d

I’ve never worn a bra.

Vic and bob in a newsagents wearing glasses and white shirts, black jackets. Saying you think there’s summat funny about a couple of fellas wearing bras, do you?

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 7d

No cheating. Post your lock screen.

A storm at ynys llanddwyn. Dark, dramatic cloudy sky. Sharp jagged black rocks and waves crashing onto a dark pebble beach.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 10d

#Shoppinglist Found in a shopping trolley yesterday. Still trying to fathom why someone would need a shopping trolley for a pack of faga and a lottrry ticket?

Hand written shopping list on a crumpled piece of paper.
Lambert & Butler, silver & Lottery.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 11d

Bsky public info broadcast! Do not buy event ticket insurance from Allianz/Ticketmaster in the UK. As if we didn't already know, it is absolutely pointless, as the limited range of events that are allegedly covered by these crooks is window dressing to scamming money from mugs like me. Wankers.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 16d

What’s your sign?

Airport style sign - dark blue background. White sans serif typeface- This sign supersedes all other signs. All terminals - all times.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 22d

Things to do when you’re 20 mins early for a site visit.

Trefnigaeth burial chamber, ynys cybi, ynys môn/anglesey with yellow flowers in foreground and a view to mynydd cybi in the background.

Trefnigaeth burial chamber, ynys cybi, ynys môn/anglesey set in a large amount of grey stones which once covered the burial mounds in foreground and a view to ynys Môn in the background.

Trefnigaeth burial chamber, ynys cybi, ynys môn/anglesey set on a granite outcrop.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 24d

My proposed minister for AI.

Charlie chuck aka Uncle pete starred in vic and bob’s comedy shows. He has a vast curly ginger mop of hair and is wearing an awful nylon red shirt with a brocade in yellow over the shitt buttons, topped off with a mint green bow tie. He aslo has three felt owls on his left arm. As ever he looks extremely confused.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 25d

The hot, hot summer of 2001 in a small village in central Norfolk, i looked out of the window of the colleague’s office that i was visiting and watched someone walk past who had the smock, the hat & the scythe. #normalfornorfolk

B&W Photo of an english agricultiral
Worker wearing an below the knee linen smock, a soft hat with a brim and holdimg a scythe that is nearly as tall as he is. Trees and a lane in the background.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· 28d

And after claiming that they weren't booing his glorious leader but someone else, he then dug the hole he lives in 24/7 even further by claiming that he wasn't quite sure if they were booing or applauding.

Iraqi spokesperson from the iraq war - saying - 'don't worry i've spoken to everyone and all is fine. You will see that i am right and that the unbelievers get what they deserve'. he is wearing amiliarty unfirom and a beret, standing in front of a smoke filled urban background.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 27

Every van i’ve driven in the last 6-7yrs has had aircon: vauxhall, peugeot, mercedes. Sprinter, partner and whatever the vauxhalls were called. Where do you live? 1998?

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 27

Hmmmm mapgpt?

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 17

Ronnie Pickering.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 17

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 13

No i don’t! Didn’t note your south west wanderings. Here - in my defence - is a picture of cwm yr eglwys beach. The view from the path to pen dinas is even more justifiably mistaken!

A sandy welsh beach with rocky headlands and a pine tree silhoetted against a pale blue sky. Another sandy cove is in the distance.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 12

The alleged ‘comedy gold’ you refer to has now gained 21 sympathy derived likes. Who is Jill Scott anyway?

Sublimr album cover for jill scptt’s debut album - who is jill scott? Black album cover with the singer’s face obscured by a hat

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 7

Snap

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Jun 6

Kim jong un in a bunker with a female soldier looking through binoculars. Text: our nuclear weapons test was successful? No sir, that is lancashire, it always looks like this.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· May 31

You might want to consider a hidden gem straight across the sea from you. This was our view of the wicklow mountains this week from eryri.

View over caernarfon bay and ynys llanddwyn from the foothills of eryri. The wicklow mountains were much clearer to the naked eye. Best seen at the far left of the horizon.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· May 26

I’ve just tried to book an appointment with rob herbert our new digital health soothsayer. Been on the phone since 8 and am not making any progress. I am going to follow his advice and complain. Get it sorted Rob.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· May 22

His face you could not see on account of his Beaver hat. Mick Hucknall is a spectacular twat. #quanglewangleshat

Illustration from the children’s book the quangle wangle’s hat. An enormous fur hat with a wide brim festooned with decorations on the top of a tree

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· May 3

Rumour has it that yogi bear, charlie and pip are eating in the George 3rd tonight with the winnings of their trip to the arcade in Bermo this afternoon!!

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Apr 27

The joy of finally leaving the performative shitpit that is #linkedin ! It took a few months away from the old job, an absolute farce of ‘how do I remove myself as a company page administrator’? Monday, yes Monday. A connection request from yet another desperate Cnut that has to do this every day.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Apr 23

How remiss of me?

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Apr 21

So no facts then? Loving the insinuations & especially awed by your deep inside knowledge of what UK ambassadors get up to (other than eat chocolates), you must be a real bundle of fun when you emerge from your mum’s house once a month? Now off you tootle ‘villain trollette’.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Apr 17

A b&w shot of donald and davey stott. Davey (bob mortimer) wearing a large 80’s leather jacket with sleeves rolled up, white dhirt, sxrufdy tight trousers and some punk boots with several straps while donald is wearing a geography teacher casual jacket with bow tie, a kilt and oversized pointy shoes. Both have rubber masks that cover their heads from their eyebrows providing them with extended foreheads, receding hairlines and fake eyebrows.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Apr 10

Friday evening things are going askew! Q-tip to Tusk was absolutley not part of the plan. #nosgwiner

Fleetwood mac’s invisible album; Tusk sits next to a beaut of a q-tip cd all sat on top of a premrock album sleeve.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Mar 31

Isn’t it about time that we refused US murder flights permission to use UK airspace like spain, france & italy have done? Trump’s strategic meisterwerk is about to take another step into the abyss & to continue to allow ‘defence’ flights from US airbases in the UK is being an accesory to the crime.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Mar 25

A tad baltic this evening in llyfr glas land. #cymru #wales #cottageporn

A photo of the sunset light against dark mountains (garnedd goch to
the right & craig cwm silyn) with a remote cottage. Stone walls and a rough track curve up the mountain towards the cottage. Yogi the mutt posing proudly with his latest stick on the track in the foreground.

Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........@paulsandham· Mar 25