Peninsula Guy
@peninsulaguy
NSFW, 18+. Everybody takes life too damn seriously, so I'm here to goof around with my dick out. Gay, happily married, and open on the SF peninsula. He/him/his. Blank profiles get blocked. Conservatives, with all due respect, please fuck off and die.
Doing a great job checking in on my friend's hot tub... I mean... cat.
Rode my bike into the office yesterday, hit the showers, and then discovered I didn't have underpants in with my work clothes. I wonder if I came across as more commanding in my meetings?
Goofy moustache Friday. Remember, folks: order of operations matters in the beard trimming process. Guard first.
Lazy Sunday. The only rule is that the floor outside the apartment door is lava.
The world didn't end yesterday so here's some San Jacinto mountain humps.
I really love it when a flight out of SFO whips around in a loop over the coast to remind me how goddamn lucky I am to live where I do.
Anybody have experience with a waterlogged pixel? 😭 Anyway here's some hazy nudes in lieu of proper vacation pics. But we're having a blast and my good god, the cochinita pibil 🤤