Resistance is futile, lol

Well, shit. 😆

Thank you for the consideration in these trying times.

This has been my favorite response, I giggled for a solid minute.

Why does this pile of shit have so many followers?

Best Zod.

If I ever get this stupid, I hope someone has the good graces to take me to the garden and have me look at the flowers. Goddamn.

If you're gonna say something this fuckin stupid, you shouldn't be able to turn off quotes and replies, and fists to the face must be enabled.

Anyone wanna ask anything specific? 😄

A little nibble hurts nobody.

This is what it looks like when you have hamburger and Beatrix has none.

No cheating, post the lock screen! This cracks me up, because I still get this look, and she's also the most 90s girl I've ever seen. 😄

Some threat

They've already passed out the deflection orders. It'll only work on the base, but still

LITTLE FUZZY BABIES ARE OUT

I like to think of myself as one of the

This is the dork ass girl that I would eventually marry. The 90sest picture there ever was. 😆❤️

No filters, just home.

How my wife hasn't killed me yet, I'll never know.

Taylor Sith @phobosdeimos.bsky.social #May4th

May the Fourth be with you. #May4th

My wife hates musicals, so I know she's not going to get this, but I need you to understand how goddamn funny this is to me.