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🔞NO MINORS ALLOWED!! Absolutely massive Dog/weasel/deer goof! -Asexual- Θ∆ //He/Him// 25 // Comm status: Closed! Art Channel: FA:
It's bad enough being ambushed by a flurry of growth darts to the rump, but then your ballooning ass swells so big that you can't reach back to remove the last dart... ...little help? -Whiiiiine-
CW// GAS Bucksi got some weird juicy gum to have during his gym workout but something ain't right, now he's waddled as far as he can before getting stuck as an immobile, ballooning gasbag berry ...mind the juice puddles too, they're contagious~
CW// Gas Endurance training at Hopkins' Gym, hooking a balloon to Bucksi's snout, every breath into it filling him back up, so it's a pattern of in through the nose, out through the mouth. Seems he's nearly done with this session, if he lets up on the pressure into that balloon he's scraps~
CW// GAS next is what happens when @schwarzcrow.bsky.social chugs too much Cheerwine💥
New OC time! This guy's named Húxiān, eastern dragon working at a law office who is always either drunk or hungover. That gut's sloshing full of either coffee or martinis~ Also he's got a deep, bassy voice and equally bassy belches
So @asscendingnode.bsky.social is really out here with all that ass and junk, downing gallons of Pina Colada to keep cool, and naturally they've caught your eye~
Dee ate Joey twice and as you can see he goes RIGHT to your hips For @dogcore.bsky.social
Imagine being such a fat bloated gasbag of a bird that all it takes to make you explode is a cork stuffed in your ass while you're out with friends~
Anyway two seconds after making Demi Coke I had to draw @mr-cullen.bsky.social's demi shark helping them get filled up proper~
Poor doomed gasbag once again moments from exploding into golden fur scraps
Foxy's got you cornered in your office, tempting you to come out and play with that puffy pirate (and maybe even join him~)
Joey and Monty were knocking back beer after beer, thankfully @peachcrown.bsky.social showed up with more for us...well, more for me anyway... Monty belongs to @twoliteraster.bsky.social
Joey's packed fulla food n' booze, just tryna belch enough that he doesn't feel a hair away from exploding before he lets the food coma knock him out Monty meanwhile is having thoughts™ for @twoliteraster.bsky.social
Testing some auto feedbags with a hike may not have been the best of ideas. The hungrier they got, the more it fed them, fattening them up so they got hungry faster. Now Joey's waddling mere inches at a time while Grunt's content to blob out and gobble till he bursts ...Call that a Feedbag Loop
Fun fact, the beer vendors at certain stadiums are each permitted to fill one fan to bursting with beer, per inning. Second fun fact, wearing a jersey for the away team will be painting a target on your back...err, front.. For @twoliteraster.bsky.social
Had a shape pop into my head this morning, Inflated ballgut with it pinching up at the chest. Figured Cathode fit well with the idea
Easton and Coke both celebrating weed day in their own rotund respects, the weed that makes you fat and the weed that makes you inflate (by @plushclover.cwova.mom and @tubbytiger.bsky.social)
🎶Happy Birthdook to me, Happy Birthdook to me, I smell like an eggy, And Aloopa Scrum Scree!🎶🎂
It's bad enough blimping up in public, but it's even more embarrassing when it's from your own backed up gas production after being corked, taped, and muzzled💦
Here comes the Northport Seabirds' MVP, Bucksi Carbonado, sporting an obvious winner's physique More dineball sketching
Coke's lining up for the pitch, rocking their favorite bubblegum (wonder why it's their favorite~)
It's #InternationalAsexualityDay but I am just so tired so posting this lol