Houston Do'ug
@petabites
X-free since 2022/11/02 * profile pic is poached from my background photo of some 50 year old album I can't name one song from
I'm old enough to remember folks being warned to not make payment using stamps from the US Postal Service (far preferable to tape a couple of dimes inside the envelope of the bill) * not old enough to remember Soupy Sales telling kids to take $1 out of mom's purse, and how to fill out and mail it
Donald Trump doesn't understand sports one bit, but he loves Participation Prizes... from very early on, cheating got him most everything he ever "earned"
is gouging is the American Way now? most Murican flags on Amazon last week:
The People's House ... is literally unrecognizable to Google's standalone AI vision model
in Harris County, Texas (pop 4.5M) the #NoKings rally had this Tesla with Texas Manufacturer license plates (not the usual Texas Dealer plates) * this was the edge of the protest just northwest of Houston at Hwy 290 and State Hwy 6
"Worthy is the LAMB." Revelation 5:12 "Jordan is the GOAT." No revelation, 23
or IDIOCRACY meets AFHV (60 minute Wiffle ball bats, government episode)
for 150+ years, every US President has had a pet who resides in the White House -- except for Donald Trump. * always knew there was something to not like about the guy! __en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_pets
okay Google, next time I'll check what your Android app for Maps is sending for my car location in a text message... (waiting at a light at the busy intersection of Eldridge Parkway right before Interstate I-10 at Hyatt Regency West Houston)
and there's a Colonel of truth about no General accountability anymore...
GoogleAI: the portmanteau for KenWay is very confusing (tbh, RichBro would've been better)
since the "kidney grills" somehow became fashionable on BMWs after 2018 ... I'm waiting to see when they match 1960 Mercedes and eventually, a Hitler mustache * my money is on Tesla doing that Hitler face while "German engineering" goes full Ford Edsel
so did 20% of commercial jets fall from the sky today? Rapture, Jan 🙄
maybe that Texas Navy will sail the "Gulf of America" and fight Mexico 🙄
there are more CyberTrucks off site in Houston, than at the dealership (2 miles away, also a couple blocks off the same six lane road) * hundreds of Tesla vehicles, total
__www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/23/can-iran-really-shut-down-the-strait-of-hormuz ATTACK-of-the-SHARPIE ! watch out, or Donald Trump will take out map and pen, and rename these bodies of water to "US Gulf" and the "Gulf of Melania" … and GOOGLE will make it so
Quizno's 2003 commercial with (pre-Sheldon Cooper) Jim Parsons "raised by wolves"
when a President disqualifies 100% of the available labor pool by requiring Loyalty Tests over experience and other time-tested job qualifications ... you end up hiring candidates with no discernable talents. new sign: NOW HIRING SMILING FÆCES
waiting for the other shoe to drop after this guy's PRN-newswire press release (about being fired by the Goya board of directors)
KABC in the Big Apple as an affiliate of the Alberta Broadcasting Company. * as American as apple pie.
Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFU Church's Texas Chicken becomes Secular Fried Chicken