Pete Milan
@petemilan
Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
No. NOOOOOOOOO YOU BASTARDS, IT'S JULY 12, EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE STORE IS STILL STAR-SPANGLED, BACK OFF
And, of course, all those times Johnny Carson threw a wobbly and threw a guest off the stage of THE TONIGHT SHOW. Famous for it, really.
Or that time Bruce and Ozzy went shopping for rings together--just guys being bros-- and the jeweler tried to give them the Vivian-trying-to-shop Pretty Woman treatment.
Oh, sure, we all remember where we were when Jean-Claude Van Damme, who was 13 when Bruce Lee died, traveled back in time to start beef with The Dragon on the set of THE RODNEY DANGERFIELD IF YOU SQUINT SHOW as witnessed by its all-clone audience.
So, grim curiosity led me to Boll's IMDB page, where I discovered he wrote and directed a film about Auschwitz, cast himself as an SS Guard, and put himself on the poster. If anyone needs me, I will be screaming forever.
That movie did Dr. Loveless so dirty. On the show, he was an erudite genius, a worthy opponent, a villain you'd like to see win. Instead we got a Confederate creep in a giant spider.
I like that a number of villains were quick to say "Nope" to this guy. Clockwise from upper left, Silver Swan, Airstrike, The Prankster, The Riddler, Poison Ivy, and I have no idea who the guy on the left is supposed to be.
Happy Book Birthday... to me?! REESE UNLIMITED presents FLIGHTS OF THE PEREGRINE, BOOK THREE: MURDER MANSION. The Peregrine faces off against Doctor York, who is attempting to free the Great Old Ones. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H6BXXYKC
It's the assumption on his part that Das Swift is somehow cheating, a fake sports fan who only made homemade shirts and went to the game specifically to annoy him. Dumbass.
1978's TIME AFTER TIME. H.G. Wells has invented a time machine, and Jack the Ripper uses it to travel to San Francisco in the 1970s. Scripted and directed by Nicholas Meyer, it features great performances by Malcolm McDowell as Wells, Mary Steenburgen, and David Warner as Jack.
BREAKING: Ellen Aim and the Attackers have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration, The Sorels rumored to follow suit
I'm making my way through Martin Campbell's filmography. Not pictured: DEFENSELESS, one of the sleaziest legal thrillers you'll ever see. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched