
let sleeping dogs snore I always say

they tried to put him on the cover of vogue but his legs were toooo long

live footage of lerrrgan texting jakey bakey from his LG smart fridge.

Omg U been telling ppl about me???

one kind of like interesting and unique thing about me is that i

can I be vulnerable for a minute. I don’t care for eggplant :(

oh sisters she is truly radiant

heirloom tomato STUNS in newly released photograph ahead of blt premiere

now that I’ve decided not to get a new car i think bicycles will become my entire personality

i asked a friend what he thought of my new bike pedals and handle bar grips and he said it looks like I kiss boys.

new shoes r so cute I’m lowkey obsessed

went to get a new bike seat and this was the cutie who helped me

a nearly perfect last four 🤩

the boomer juniors today seeing charlis new album get an 8.2 rating

Exactly I vowed not to lie on here today

as patrick awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a body tea

we got another movie haul full of bangers ugh it’s so hard having such great taste

fallout new vegas remaster in the works????!!!! ohmahgah 🫦

I got brutus a pupcup and he’s adorable

patrick@pfunksahunk· Jul 10 i miss when things were fun

patrick@pfunksahunk· Jul 9 just gave myself a haircut how’d i do hahaha

patrick@pfunksahunk· Jun 30 it’s giving OP-U-LENCE and arrived just in time for the end of pride month 🏳️🌈

patrick@pfunksahunk· Jun 22 A24 found dead in a data center