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Philip2eme

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y philip2eme.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Philip2eme@philip2eme· May 21

Ok fine

P lies butt raised in the air. He wears a maroon T-shirt but is naked from the waist down.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Feb 21

Ebeneezer Scrooge (Michael Caine) leans out a window wearing a dressing gown and nightcap and says “Then I haven’t missed it.”

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Feb 14

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Feb 14

The Good Place 😇

Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Feb 7

G’night

Naked man lying naked on a bed, face down, back arched to accentuate his butt, slight tan lingering from months past

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 29

Orson Wells, v drunk, promoting Paul Masson sparkling wine, says “Ah, the French…!”

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 25

Snow day. OOMF asked what was under the covers so

Naked man lies on his stomach. He pulls back a striped duvet to reveal his butt. He is grinning.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 23

Me all day

Screenshot from the podcast KEEP IT:
Louis Viertel asks “how about that f*cking d*ck that just pops up?”

Below, a warning SPOILERS AHEAD for THE PITT. Pictured is actor Noah Wyle in medical scrubs.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 22

Help

Frame 1: two buttons with a hand hovering over them unable to decide which to press. One is labeled horny, the other is labeled money.

Frame 2: a cartoon man sweats profusely and mops his brow

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 22

Seriously guys 🥵 I’m supposed to be wfh today but the only thing I’ve been able to work is my cock

An erect cock held by a left hand. Man is wearing red briefs pulled down.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 22

Got too many birthday nudes Can’t get out of bed

Man lies in bed naked, playing with his erect cock

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 17

Chatting with @nyctappin.bsky.social has got me all worked up

An erect penis held by a left hand. A drop of precum glistens in the slit.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 16

I will honor #FCF in my heart, and try to keep it all the week

An erect penis held by a left hand. A fat droplet of precum slides down the glans.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 14

Bad news: threesome didn’t happen earlier this week Good news: we restocked thinking it would

A bottle of Rush with a black label and one of Super Rush with a red label

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 13

Mark your calendars

NATIONAL SHOWER WITH A
FRIEND DAY February 5

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 8

I went on a gay cruise to Tahiti and all I got was a pearl necklace

A single black Tahitian pearl on a silver chain, worn as a pendant by a shirtless man. A few chest hairs are visible, but other than that just skin.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 5

When my back got so burned it was an agony to lie down so you…?

A very sunburned back of a man with light complexion. His butt is immaculately preserved thankfully.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 4

Playing with my cock to distract me from the horrors

An erect uncut penis being held by a left hand

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Jan 1

Happy nude year

Naked man takes a mirror selfie, root of his cock and tufts of pubic hair visible

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Dec 28

Same

Naked man stroking his erect penis takes a selfie in a hotel mirror

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Dec 19

An altered quote from A Christmas Carol:

"It's Christmas Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it. The bottoms
have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can."

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Dec 15

quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x

Naked slim man takes a selfie in a hotel mirror

Hard erect penis

Naked man face down on a bed, arching his back, ass pushed into the air

Shirtless torso of a man, root of his cock visible from sweatpants pulled down

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Nov 26

Torso of a shirtless man. His sweatpants are being pulled down, exposing the root of his cock.

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Nov 2

Another one from the archive

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 31

If so I’m v dumb today

Sidewalk graffiti reading:

“r dumb ppl
hornier?”

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 31

From the archive

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 20

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 17

He was a real artistic guy

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 17

🕳️

Man on all fours, facing away from the camera, spreading his cheeks with his left hand

Philip2eme@philip2eme· Oct 11

Please Excuse My Dirty Ass Spiegel

A nude man takes a mirror selfie. He is light skinned and toned. The mirror is dirty and the bedroom in slight disarray. A cartoon leaf is placed for modesty.