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@philippawarr

🎮 Narrative designer: A Monster’s Expedition, Little Kitty Big City, Flock 🎨 Illustrator 📚 Former dep ed at PCGamer 🪲 Beetle enthusiast

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Pip@philippawarr· 29d

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing a long-haired man in front of a statue of a crone, clutching a drink and saying "I swear on my poodle"

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing a woman with a strawberry matcha latte looking into the middle distance, announcing, "I wish I were a starfish"

Vanderpump Rules screenshot of a man and woman in dim lighting, watching a funding teaser trailer short film thingy at a Hollywood cafe. The woman is giving a voiceover which reads, "I trained with the lady that discovered Orlando Bloom."

Vanderpump Rules screenshot with two women drinking at a bar, while a woman who is out of shot tells a guy, "Get your ****ing girlfriend a Bo-Bear."

Pip@philippawarr· 29d

Y'know, I was unsure how the Vanderpump Rules recast was going to work, but the producers truly know what the people want. No notes.

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing a background character with a broomhandle moustache and flatcap earwigging on one of the cast announcing "I would literally [bleep] everyone up here."

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing an aspiring singer clutching a microphone and saying "I was Millie Bobby Brown's body double"

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing a guy with Bert-from-Sesame-Street eyebrows in a confessional telling the producer "So, I was eating cat food, really."

Vanderpump Rules screenshot showing a himbo coded bro mid-sentence. The sentence is starts, "Now that I'm older and have been humbled by live,"

Pip@philippawarr· Jun 29

But Pip, do you have a screenshot folder full of your favourites? Sure do! And Bluesky will probably autohide it as "sexually suggestive", which is about as much proof as one needs to realise that AI has not actually managed a nuanced understanding of how craft supplies relate to sexual desire.

A blonde white lady in a sort of black jorts and torn-tights-as-bolero-over-hot-pink bra situation. It's giving "It's Britney Bitch", but more kind of "It's Britney, if you don't mind? Oh, I can come back if that's easier"

A brunette white lady with a rhinestoned crop top, bedazzled belt and red and black tulle stapled to the back of her booty shorts in the manner of a confident courting bird.

A blonde white lady hops on the black booty shorts with stapled tulle wagon. She has also hotglued black feathers to the straps of her purple glitter bra.

A blonde white lady in fishnet tights, black booty shorts and a red sparkle bra has added a kind of sleeveless cropped vest and then gone wild with black shoulder feather and ALL the red marabou trim. She has completed the look with further marabou on the booty shorts.

Pip@philippawarr· Jun 15

Please know that I spent all of Disclosure Day thinking two of the main characters were played by Ralf Little and Lorde.

Josh O'Connor and Eve Hewson looking EXACTLY like Ralf Little and Lorde while staring at a laptop in Disclosure Day

Pip@philippawarr· Jun 3

Season 3 of THINKY DAILIES has started! It's a set of great puzzles by cool thinky designers, themed around the adventures of a puzzle-loving friend! I do the writing, but look at @leyreley.bsky.social's art! The BABY!!!!! <3 thinkygames.com/dailies/puzz...

An illustration by artist Leyreley, showing a series of cute one-eyed monsters in line at a train station. They come from different walks of life, and carry different types of baggage.

A close-up of part of artist Leyreley's illustration of friendly monsters in line at a train station. The close-up focuses on a monster in a red baseball cap looking after an anxious-looking baby monster with a cute dumpy little body and a big adorable eye!

Pip@philippawarr· Jun 3

tfw you go back to a tab you started a mere ten minutes ago and have no memory of where you were going with this thought

A Google doc, which is blank except for the words "Sexy chess" and a blinking cursor.

Pip@philippawarr· May 25

Pip@philippawarr· May 22

lol

Screenshot from the linked article showing the text: “I have been a professional tech journalist for nearly fifteen years, and before today, I cannot think of a single time when a Bing search result was more valuable than the Google equivalent. There really is a first time for everything!”

Pip@philippawarr· Mar 2

Randy Pitchford's nonsent tweet about Battleborn but rendered in the Pokemon Pokopia font:

Battleborn is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes!

Pip@philippawarr· Feb 22

Back on my bullshit

An alligator Pokémon with stickers to add a tropical cocktail and heart sunnies

A water dragon Pokémon with a Santa hat sticker delivering a lecture

A Psyduck swimming away from the camera with stickers to add a straw boater and a lil butthole

A really dippy looking magicarp gnawing on an apple

Pip@philippawarr· Feb 10

I went where the mood took me.

Drawing of a horse wearing fishnet tights and suspenders

Pip@philippawarr· Feb 10

Thought Steam was having a "pup fest" full of lovely games about little dogs. I have been HORRIBLY misled.

Screenshot of the advert for Steam's PvP game festival. The v looks like a u.

Pip@philippawarr· Jan 29

And it is maybe a reminder to me that I should return to my nudibranch studies...

Digital sketch of the orange and green sea slug, Nembrotha kubaryana. The creature is turning to look at the viewer with as close to a sassy expression as seemed biologically feasible.

Pip@philippawarr· Jan 29

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! NUDIBRANCHS COMING TO MEGAQUARIUMMMMMMM!

Screenshot of the trailer for Megaquarium's upcoming Invertebrate Collection DLC. Animals shown include the iconic orange and green Nembrotha kubaryana nudibranch, a black sea urchin, a horseshoe crab, and maybe a coral banded shrimp?

Pip@philippawarr· Dec 31

Related: pls enjoy the traditional game of “what the eff is this festive cookie cutter supposed to be?”

A bafflingly shaped cookie cutter from a festive set. It might show a festive hippo. Who knows?

Pip@philippawarr· Dec 31

Sometime you look at the chocolate shortbread cookies and wonder if the drizzled icing stayed the right side of the very fine line that separates “lovely flourish” and “… it’s a bit jizzy”

Chocolate shortbread cookies with white icing drizzled across

Pip@philippawarr· Dec 7

From Night Thoughts by Edward Young. Every single time I hear a clock chime.

Quotation from Night Thoughts:
“The bell strikes one. We take no note of time
But from its loss. To give it then a tongue
Is wise in man. As if an angel spoke,
I feel the solemn sound. If heard aright,
It is the knell of my departed hours:
Where are they? With the years beyond the flood.”

Pip@philippawarr· Oct 28

TIL that the Lycos search engine was named for a shortened version of the Latin name for wolf spiders! (Spiders are another name for the crawler bots that search engines use to index web pages. It's a pun. Spiders = web crawlers)

Text reads: Lycos is named for Lycosidae, the Latin name for the wolf spider family. Unlike other spiders that sit passively in their web, wolf spiders are hunters, actively stalking their prey.

Pip@philippawarr· Jun 28

Omg the barista at my fave local place just presented me with a latte art seahorse!

A latte in a blue cup and saucer with a latte art seahorse on top

Pip@philippawarr· May 13

My Viticulture vineyard is being run by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively I guess

Viticulture character cards which bear a passing resemblance to the celebrities Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

Pip@philippawarr· May 6

Watching the GTA 6 trailer like "I don't think they've quite understood that Kim Kardashian's prison visits were actually part of her work on justice reform"