Phineas T. Moneybags 💰💰💰
@phineastmoneybags
Economics with a side of snark. 💸 “Watching the tide go out, and enjoying seeing who is swimming naked.” ➡️ Not financial advice. ⬅️ Not baking advice, either. 🍪. Yes, I wrote Schwab Fixed Income expert Kathy Jones’ favorite Tweet. 🩵 💰💰💰
Trump adding: “Unless it’s Russia. Or China. Or North Korea… or Bibi in Israel or MBS in Saudi Arabia. Or in any country that is willing to to give Jared Kushner $2B in Crypto… or give me a golden 747 plane…” ✈️
And by “ruffled White House feathers” they mean “changed an old man’s smelly diapers”. 👇
Perhaps Natalie Harp is just an ardent mycophile? 🍄 ❤️ 🍄🟫
My imaginary Mexican restaurant is going to feature Trump Chicken Tacos as today’s lunch special. 🤡 🐓 🌮
Smith College “Woman Against Apartheid” group president 1988
My Boston terrier after finding her favorite smelly tennis ball to chew. 🎾👇❤️
Trump’s elite attack squad is ready to take Kharg Island! 🛢️ 🏝️
…And a carton of cigs, a kilo of cocaine, and a talking dog named “Stevie”? I would pay to watch THAT, HBO Max!
Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Big Bang Theory, Brooklyn Nine-Nine and the Sopranos. (I didn’t see 30 Rock or Veep on the list)
As is the custom, the 8 year old will be ritually sacrificed on Space Mountain by the high-priest Mickey Mouse to ensure a healthy harvest of pineapple for the next crop of Dole Whips. 🍍🍦