My mum, still in her nurses uniform from her shift at the hospital where LFC players were sometimes taken for treatment, drew from her pocket a torn off bit of pink blotting paper which she put on the table. On it was Kev's autograph. "So what?" She said, "I've seen him in his underpants." RIP 2/2

Sports. Upsetting the fasch since 1936

Suits you, sir!

Oh well. It's best as a local game for local people... "There'll be no Argy Bargy here."

"Got a lad out here says he wants to resign his seat and then contest it in the resultant by-election. Nazi boy, apparently."

Or, to be doubley sure, stick to...

Thanks. I took a screenshot. Hope our accounts aren't compromised. I'd like to report it. Has anyone else reading this had similar spam?

Has any previous DID guest chosen an XTC song I wonder? #Rockall

Note to self and GOA: A lorra lorra letters this week.

UK elections today. "Good luck. We're all counting on you." (Yeah, wrong picture I know, but I couldn't spell Leslie Nielsen.)

Easy peasey. More complicated is the pattern for 'a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present'. But well worth the effort. 🤣😂 (apologies, I don't know the source)

So, what about these new low traffic neighbourhoods, eh? 🐕bit ruff!

Mrs Bun the baker. #HappyFamilies ( #TopTrumps would have been better 🤷🏼)

I know, I know, but deploying this is as likely to bring results as hoping America will do anything to halt the insane Walloper. #BatSignal

Mum's been gone for years now. I don't like to count how many. #MothersDay Her grandson colourised this for us.

"Top of the world, Ma."

Absinth-lutely. 🥳🍾🍻🍷(hic. Pardon me). Could not agree more. I mean, the absolute kip of this one. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

50% of us went to Parkgate #wirral today. Has the tide been in at some point or summat? Shocker.

Assume they're looking in here, then?

🤣 Doing🦘 Doing🦘 Doing🦘 Doing🦘 🎶a friend ever true🎶

Chairman for life. "Made it, ma, top of the world."

Or is it the inevitably sad, pathetic consequence?..

2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ And now for something completely different... (hopefully). Our ship is about to depart and the 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ voyage to begin.

Son no.2 bragging that he managed to score entry to tonight's hottest NY event.

"You boy! What day is this?" And, just like that, the meme comes full circle. (no cynicism for me today, no siree)

Rockall looks nice.

In that case they definitely needed identifying marks. 😂 🎶just haven't got a clue what to do🎶

hence 'outro'. It's all good. 𝄌 😀 👍🏼 in pictures: