Lucas

@phoenixfire

28 | He/Him | Aspiring writer, unfunny poster, and socialist with too many opinions | Profile picture by @mannyandbo.com

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Lucas@phoenixfire· 26d

Lucas@phoenixfire· 26d

Guy who unequivocally supports every person in Wikipedia's list of anti-imperialist figures

Screenshot of a segment of the infobox for Wikipedia's series on anti-imperialism. This segment is entitled "Prominent figures" and is separated into categories, which are as follows:

Activists: Andreas Baader, Cheng Nan-jung, Fred Hampton, Martin Luther King Jr., Ricardo Flores Magon, Subcomandante Marcos, Ulrike Meinhof, Ludwig von Mises, Su Beng, Camilo Torres Restrepo, Malcolm X

Intellectuals: Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Hielscher, Rosa Luxemburg, José Martí, Rashid Rida, Shin Chae-ho, Mark Twain

Politicians: Bashar al-Assad, Hafez al-Assad, Yasser Arafat, Jacobo Árbenz, Aung San, Mustafa Barzani, George S. Boutwell, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Chiang Kai-shek, Grover Cleveland, Michael Collins, Muammar Gaddafi, George Habash, Ho Chi Minh, Muhammad Ali Jinnah, Ruhollah Khomeini, Lai Ching-te, Vladimir Lenin, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, Patrice Lumumba, Zohran Mamdani, Mao Zedong, Carlos Marighella, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Robert Mugabe, Gamal Abdel Nasser, Jawaharalal Nehru, Kwame Nkrumah, Ngo Dinh Diem, Abdullah Ocalan, Juan Peron, Jozef Pilsudski, Thomas Sankara, Sukarno, Ibrahim Traore, Josip Broz Tito, Leyla Zana, Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Resistance Fighters: Abiaka, Arminius, Tupac Katari, Phan Boi Chau, Augosto Cesar Sandino, Tecumseh, Tupac Amaru, Vercingetorix, Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 12

The grim reaper at a claw machine pulling up Lindsey Graham's head. The caption reads: "Finally, I got Mitch McCon- WAIT, LINDSEY GRAHAM?!"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 11

How mfs look posting this meme just after denying some horrific atrocity in a country that doesn't even claim to be socialist

Nerdy-looking guy seated at a chess board staring directly at the camera with a cocksure smirk.

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 9

The Xeelee Sequence without a doubt. Quite frankly, none of the other fictional worlds people are responding to this with even hold a candle to how fucking bleak this setting is. For just a taste:

Cover of Stephen Baxter's Xeelee Sequence: The Complete Series, showing a futuristic spaceship flying into a space vortex of some kind

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 8

Meme using a screenshot form Phineas and Ferb, where Ferb is wielding a smaller meme consisting of a picture of Mitch McConnell with the caption: "Claims to be Pro-Life". Phineas steadies his hand in response and says: "Not yet, Ferb."

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 7

Meme using a painting of the mythological titan Atlas holding up the sky while standing on a stone pillar and surrounded by monsters. Atlas is labeled "Bluesky", while the sky he's holding up is labeled "The burden of being right all the time"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 6

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 5

Post a historical figure you would give a Gundam to

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 5

Me, logging onto Bluesky for the first time today, seeing all the posts about the DC 250 Celebrations:

Cat wearing overalls and standing in a snowy landscape, looking off towards the horizon. He's saying: "da fuck they doin ova der"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 4

Happy 250th to the second-worst country in the world (Sorry UK, you're still below us here)

Anime scene of two people standing in a locker room, one of whom is holding the American flag while the other recoils and shields their eyes in disgust, saying: "Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jul 1

Can't even count the number of times this has happened

Meme showing Squidward setting up a lounger outside, with the following text: "Seeing people talking about some game I've never heard of but that sounds interesting"

The next part has Squidward putting away the lounger with a disappointed expression with the text: "Turns out it's a Roblox game"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 29

Whenever someone says they hate any group more than they hate Nazis:

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 27

Miles Teller in Fantastic Four (2015), about to turn to The Thing to say: "Say that again"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 27

"Yeah, I'm a fan of HOTD"

Spider-Man pointing meme, except there are three Spideys. They're labeled respectively:
-Highschool of the Dead
-House of the Dead
-House of the Dragon

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 27

Actual photo from the signing of that pledge:

Picture of a bunch of wizards and magicians standing together with stone cold serious expressions. One of them front and center holds a sign which reads: "We demand to be taken seriously"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 26

BELUGA WHALES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OK?!

Screenshot of Branch from the animated Trolls movie, specifically from the scene where he reveals that singing killed his grandma

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 25

Robot putting down a sign that reads: "No Fun Allowed"

Lucas@phoenixfire· Jun 25

I was bored, so I decided to visit the websites for a bunch of US government agencies, and ranked them based purely on the vibes I got from their homepages