Got some Dart in your eye (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈
@phundart
Queer I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t Disaster encoded Seattle-Capitol Hill Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo Official Dog Dad Account
I'd paint my House like this Also, this is your warning
Realizing that Mort is on the couch and I'm on the floor. He's hoping that he'll get some pizza.
Sometimes it's just so perfect @thebearjew79.bsky.social @ethantastic.bsky.social
Dad is washing the bedding and my suffering has proven fruitful. I have found hot bedding
I'm being seen lately I've had this shirt for 6+ years. I've had one comment before today. Today, I've had 6.
Set up your security question. "What was your first car?"
The saiga is a real animal. It's an antelope
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours? The original and now Same cow, different angles
You reminded me how deeply I can love You can never understand how much you've made my life better. My days start with you and they end with by my side.
Someone to consider. We used to have mutuals
Mort's been taking 3D printing classes at the community college *the forbidden pretzel; a work in mixed media
He's only been awake and a chaos gremlin for 5 hours. He finally crashed when he realized that his dad was staying home I love this shithead so much
Guess who went before Judge Harry? I'm glad to see how much the Soongs have moved up in the world since the 1980s and they lost everything in the West Virginia tornado
See this cute innocent face? He knows it's his power. No one can say no or enforce a boundary.
See, it helps to sleep with Gaia This is perfect Dart weather for his vacation
Let me tell you about the time I discovered a Dymo Labeler
Your accusations of my taking Mort to a Cutie Pride Market and spending over an hour with smells and new friends just to wear him out is unfounded