I amuse myself (conversation with the bf)

I'm a menace 😌

Advice: start small, it takes longer than you think it will

Google Photos out here being ridiculous... but I guess "big blockbuster" is one way of describing it 🤔🤭

On Wednesdays we wear pink

I do love an ice lolly

Correct answer! Also, you know you need this, Jon

Tummy

I think inventing creme eggs might have been Jesus' greatest achievement

Fashion icon

Tell me I'm not the only one that reads this as "I'm forever and ever in love with pole"

Good evening, people in my phone

Can I interest anyone in a squirty topping??

Poppers?

Would anyone like some chocolate orange babka?

Or whatever Kpop Demon Hunters sing

This is me

*opens front camera* Is there ever a time when my hair is not messy??

One of the benefits of going on a road trip with me

Have this pic from a couple of years ago

Went to the store and they had stolen my diary

Look how @capitaloftexas.bsky.social bullies me in DMs 😭

Artists impression (this image will self destruct when I no longer wish to be perceived 😂)

Me, talking to a top, pointing at my ass

I made challah and the braiding could be neater but I tried my best and am pretty happy with the end result

I totally disagree with the premise. The left's general idea is "everyone should be better off" and the right's is "No they fucking shouldn't." Why would the left want to "win back the internet" if it involves having to spend time arguing with those losers? Echo chambers are pretty great, actually

I think I look my best in bed 😅

This is what I have to deal with from @arieskadmon.bsky.social.... actually, I can't pretend I don't enjoy it