Teddy Grrl

@pinkoteddy

Weary Cassandra, social justice paladin, rural leftist, wrangler of car parts (professional) and electrons (semi-pro.) She/they/comrade/bitchcakes.

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Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· 17d

Debating going back to DIY on this because man, shit’s expensive, but my shoulders will hate me and every time I do it the mohawk keeps getting thinner eventually.

A cropped shot of my face showing a freshly shaved side on my head. The nolite tattoo is faintly visible at the top and the background is my car interior.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· 19d

The kids who moved into the pointy house were out selling bread. I am a sucker for both enterprising youths and fresh made sourdough so I bought one.

A foil wrapped boule of bread on a car dashboard. A dirt road and some green trees on a sunny day can be seen out of focus through the windshield.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Jun 20

The better to stick up someone’s ass if they vex me.

A lavender doc marten sneaker boot with a pink crew sock featuring the Keith Haring illustration of people lifting a red heart.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Jun 8

My sky is trans. Or Pan? Idk. Maybe both.

A sunset. The sky is a medium blue with pink streaks of cloud and a very light bue to yellow gradient at the bottom above a completely black landscape.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Jun 5

If the guard booth wasn’t ten feet away my middle finger would be in the middle of the shot. War doesn’t engineer shit.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Jun 1

Which works better for bartending my local pride - the lesbian avengers “we recruit” tee or full rainbow holo club ‘fit

A rainbow wash background with various pikachus reading “it's "june"
Which mean it's
ILLEGAL TO BE STRAIGHT anyone caught NOT being a GAY will be immediately
reported to the FBI.
asexuals are OK but
y'all are on thin fucking ice.”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· May 22

The world’s most polite spider waiting to be buzzed into the office this morning.

A beige wall and brown door casing. There is a piece of paper that is cropped, you can see only “bell for entry” and half a g, the full text is “please ring bell for entry.” A spider sits on the paper.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· May 14

Happy 13 to Oliver Q. Oreodog, Esq. From fluffy jelly bean to grizzled pirate dog.

A black and white shih tzu missing his right eye, posing next to a purple bag of dog treats. The bag has a dog on the front that looks exactly like the real dog, it is even drawn so it looks like it is missing an eye.

A very small black and white shih tzu puppy on a blue and white floral comforter.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Apr 21

idk man that’s just some psychopath shit

A white person’s hand (mine) holding an open package of pop tarts with a vehicle interior in the background. Both pop tarts are broken in half and the top halves are both missing, eaten by my spouse.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Apr 8

DANDELION BREAK jfc

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Mar 16

Still have another work bullshit this Thursday but the main system audit is wrapped.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Feb 19

#justgothproblems The woe that is mismatched blacks 😭

Shot of my outfit: a black rib knit dress that is faded brownish black and a black zip up hoodie that is faded greenish black.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Jan 21

The angry goose two panel meme. In the top the goose asks “why did it decline” and in the second a person in a puffy coat runs away as the goose chases them. The goose asks “why did it decline under British rule?”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Dec 27

The sugar maple is the only casualty so far, but they are calling for 60mph gusts tonight.

A red maple branch encased in ice, with icicles hanging down. The background is a lawn with patchy snow, out of focus.

A large sugar maple with one of its higher branches broken off and laying on a fence. The branch is about 50ft long and 4-5” diameter at the base. The fence is undamaged. Everything is covered in ice.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Dec 25

Wearing my holiday shirt from The Phluid Project.

A navy blue tshirt with green text and yellow sparkles. The text reads “Make The Yuletide Gayer.”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Dec 14

Once again, it manages to be gonad-shattering cold when we are chasing the Pere Marquette. Makes the steam very dramatic, at least.

A steam locomotive (#1225, the Pere Marquette Christmas train excursion from Owosso, MI) going through a snowy field.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Dec 7

Slowly finishing the en suite.

The skeleton of a shower: the floor is tiled in a black and white pattern, the walls are plastic-wrapped studs. A red and a purple bucket are in the foreground on the right.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Nov 26

Enjoy your meals, y’all.

Top: a rich white family at the thanksgiving table, captioned “Thank you Jesus for this meal.”
Bottom: a Mexican farm worker picking strawberries smiles and says “de nada.”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Nov 25

s/cabbage/potatoes

The solidarity handshake meme: one arm is labeled “my Irish ancestry” and the other “my spouse’s Slavic ancestry” with the handshake labeled “Cabbage goes in everything.”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Nov 20

*boop* And also with you.

Closeup of a sleeping schnauzer with his head on a grey pillow. He is tan and dark grey with a black nose.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 31

Last #botober offering.

Prompt: add blender. Shell.

A small bullet blender being fed into a larger countertop blender.

Prompt: orange gelatin hourse.

A horse whose midsection is a house.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 30

#botober Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

Small calling cheese: a very small circle of Swiss with eyes and legs calls hello

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 28

More #botober. Anyone with contacts will appreciate what is going on with the pepper towel.

Six slices soup: a tiny scientist with a light saber slices bowls and their contents.

Pepper towel: a crying face with a horrified expression. In front are a face towel, a whole jalapeño, some jalapeño slices and a knife.

One cup sliced dish: a dry cup measure full of diced porcelain shards. A plate that is cut almost in half and a giant vegetable cleaver sit in front.

1 teaspoon flup.

A teaspoon of a mysterious goo full of eyes.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 24

#botober offering du jour. Idk, that’s just where my brain went.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 23

Today’s #botober is, uh… yeah no

Prompt: rub the bog.

A black bar reading “censored.”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 22

#botober 22nd I am a child of the 70s and as such I have a firm association with the phrase “fur pie” and a comedy movie. …I’m obviously talking about the delightful 1988 romp Young Einstein and the kitten pie scene that us rolling on the floor every time we saw it. The little mews just send me.

Prompt: spoonfur pie. A kitten on a spoon is hovering over a pie shell full of more kittens.

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 21

oops (It’s not all gone but for the right donation to the local mutual aid I can be persuaded this weekend.)

A blue and grey textured stoneware bowl-ish thing full of salt and pepper hair with a few long strands of burgundy because I’m doing this by feel, folks)

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 21

#botober 20 + 21. I drew the egg yesterday then got nibbled to death by ducks (windows updates across 3 laptops.)

One Smorbs: fill egg shaped jello mold with popping boba then cooled jello. Let set.

An egg filled with tiny circles (smorbs) on a plate.

Cucumteragus: a dinosaur with a cucumber for a body. It looks like many common herbivores, with four stout legs, a long neck and relatively small head, and spikes on the head & neck. Caption: he’s kind of a big dill

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 19

More #botober: a pun on two meanings of pan. I notice these are getting malevolent…

An anthropomorphic sketch of a french baguette grating a small black saucepan with a giant box grater. The bread is frowning and saying “make stuffing out of me, will you?”

Teddy Grrl@pinkoteddy· Oct 19

Once again belated but I did get some of the things done (last 6 cabinet doors, freshly zapped nerve bundles for spouse, costco run, laundry). No one expects the celery inquisition! #botober