the Alexa I picked up during the Prime Day sale; newer ones have a matter over thread router thingy built in. Interestingly, they appear as 3 separate devices in Alexa, temp, humidity and "device".Not sure what's going on there but they are super great value IMHO (better than chinese stuff I've had)

Can't imagine a linen staple would be much good, even if it was starched to death. Stupid idea.

Come to harpenden, famous for it's house prices and specialist ear wax removal services

The wiki bit on it is unintentionally hilarious. An office of profit under the crown is.... one of two specific unpaid sinecures. Although to be fair, our concept of legal fiction is significantly different to Mr Trumps.

This is a before intelligent tariff and after. One makes more sense to me...

That's true. If memory serves me correctly, after a very hot late spring last year, when we hit proper summer (eg August) our summer holiday was....

Composition number 8 by Wassily Kandinsky. Can't put my finger on why, it's just permanently there in my brain.

Telegraph doing something very shitty but also exceptionally amusing there.

Heading towards

wow thats a crap image, it looked like this when I C&P it

Not really relevant to the OP but thanks to Dungeon Master on the Atari ST, I spent decades thinking this was a morningstar when in fact it's a flail.

Also lol

Phew. Hasn't realised every pound we spend on defence today is immediately visible on the front line. Need a new frigate for a conflict that's started? Just in time deliveries apparently.

Google thinks we'll be playing well over on the left, with saka and Konsa in front of Pickford

There's something wrong with alerts. Can't comment on the other part as I wasn't on an export tariff to be able to sort scheduling.

"Alan had worked as a landscape gardener before launching a training and life-coaching business." 5 limited companies, 3 of which have been dissolved. I think any success is due to being a business owner, not making a packed lunch and picking up nectar vouchers

When the wife suggests a chippy tea

The irony is if she'd been going on about free speech and Palestinian action, she'd have had a point. But it was right wrong bollocks instead

Be subtle

Postie turned up, wouldn't take the parcel as it didn't have a label. Not sure how to progress this

You couldn't use the water fountains as Enzo always put the entire thing in his mouth & sucked. I did have a Fisher price waterbottle that I sometimes used when I was out playing but that was it,I didn't take it unless I took a bag and what kid takes a bag out to play?!I must have been so dehydrated

Seems to trade Nazi memorabilia which is definitely something I'd have packed away* before the estate agents came around *or alternatively not had in the first place as it's more than a little ghoulish.

Remember when search just used to work?

Anyone who lets Streeting back into the cabinet needs their head looked at. And his drill baby drill approach is stupid beyond belief (if he really believes if; if he's pandering to the stupid that's perhaps worse).

Well well well

Look on his face is absolutely priceless

First car I drove v first car I owned.

Russian refinery doing a more expensive knock off of disclosure day I see.