Red Pixlh3art
@pixlh3art
Allegedly a writer. Theoretically an amateur model/cosplayer. DEFINITELY a vampire. she/her/hers 29
Me: "hey wait if they think those boots were for men, and that I'm a guy for some reason, then what DO they consider women's shoes?" me, scrolling down: "oh"
me: (bought new boots from Timberland recently. one pair is very femme, both were listed in women's sizes) me: (is a trans woman) Timberland: "hello, MAN! Thank you for your very MALE purchase from us! have you considered buying these MALE clothing items also???"
Oh hey hi hello I wrote more of my very cool original work of transgender vampire fiction and it's also my birthday tomorrow so it'd be really cool and sweet of you to read it and leave me a nice comment so I can wake up to it then. Okay bye love you💖😘🧛♀️ archiveofourown.org/works/757819... -R
This is an actual real job listing that an employment website I hadn't gotten around to unsubscribing from just sent me an email about:
Post a thirst trap, go Skirt's probably too short to wear out without shorts underneath, buuuuuut the boots make me 6'2" so
@commandzoe.bsky.social earlier this year: "Okay, Red, so here at the Herald we try to keep our articles pretty short. 500-800 words, tops" Me: "Okay! I can try to do that!" Me, not even four months later: "This one is a little long but that's probably fine"
WAIT THE CARD IN THE HEADER IMAGE IS REAL???????? I can't believe I beheaded the Professor just to preview this
A Cyberpunk style netrunner closet cosplay, because this week has been rough and it's pride month and I am taking joy wherever I can take it💖
This is so fucking funny I love it. you're really hitting them with the TENEMOS
Doing research for the Commander's Herald is sometimes exactly like this
Hello! After over a month of waiting, Chapter 13 of Daughter of Dusk, "Normalcy," is now available! We meet the last member of the Hôtel's staff, Thalia and Sabine go on a coffee date, and Charles, Marié, and Melarue do nothing important, don't worry about it! archiveofourown.org/works/757819... -R
Me, a woman with a largely unused computer science degree, re-teaching myself a very small amount of HTML in order to post immersive images of a Signal chat in my silly little original fiction:
I would argue that there IS a rule-proving exception here, and it's the movie Sonic design. But one could easily argue that this was less "fans demanding they be indulged" and more "people with eyes looked at it and said 'wtf is that'"
Marathoning Batman Beyond on HBO Max (huge recommend if you haven't seen it) and every SINGLE motherfucking episode they try to shove the fuckass Harry Potter reboot down my throat. Even though this is a paid subscription service. I'm like this every time.
STRIXHAVEN SPOILERS: Out of every edict effect ever printed into Magic: The Gathering, somehow THIS one might be the most flavorfully cruel. Like, I'm a Mardu player, I can almost always rebuild, but my *spirit* might be seriously wounded if somebody hits me with the "You can't sit with us"