@pizzaship
fuckin idk, idgaf, wtf is this even. slut ever ttyl
wtf, I typo'd and the post had "hours(dot)sl" for a moment and so bluesky made it a link? friggin stupid bluesky! you make me look bad!
wait, do i have a fucking twist tie wire in my leg? is that why it hurts so bad sometimes?!
if Lio Rush walked down the ramp to @backxwash.bsky.social "Don't come to the woods" I'd lose my fucking mind. followed by "please shake my hand!" in the ring. probably make other wrestlers start to get legitimately terrified they weren't signed up for what they were expecting
i am in bed feeling like someone's dad will be like "don't worry, Austin will just have to pilot the giant robot for the next one"
"what, do you want a cookie or something?" me, telling you about the good job i did :
Just to clarify, would my improvising to say "Trevor, I'm speaking, and you're an idiot John" be appropriate towards the writer? I used the person's name, as instructed.
always leave a fresh bowl loaded so you know when a helpful little goblin has been by
"why am i so misunderstood? how come no one can keep up with my train of thought?" my train of thought :
