P.J. Shapiro

@pjshapiro

I want a name when I lose. He/Him. 🫘

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P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· May 12

My new favorite beverage container. I will not be taking questions at this time. ("Look out world. A duck is on the loose.")

A plastic cup in the shape of an egg, with the top and bottom showing a cracked pattern, and a hole at the top for a straw. There is an ampersand symbol on the front, with an eye and a bill added to make it a duck.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Apr 29

I don't eat... I ain't got no crystal ball.

A brightly lit café, with a backlit sign that reads Croissanteria.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Apr 8

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Mar 20

The Dune 3 poster of Paul and Chani. Dune font text reads "Butlerian Jihad Sounds Fucking Great. "

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Feb 13

A plump gray tabby cat and smaller tortie cat lounging next to a human on a bed with vertically striped sheets.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Nov 28

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

The open back of a station wagon, with 4 jugs of cat litter, a folding cart, a six pack of ginger ale, and various shopping bags all strewn haphazardly.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Nov 12

Roast turkey, bacon, sautéed shallot, curry garlic mayo, chives, lettuce, on a deli sub roll.

A sandwich sitting on a plate, wrapped in paper and cut in half to display the interior cross section. Layers of bread, turkey,bacon, and lettuce, with garlic curry mayo and chives only slightly visible.

Sandwich under construction, sitting on a plate next to a partially visible identical sandwich. Prominently showing sautéed shallot and curry garlic mayo on one side, and turkey, bacon, and chives on the other.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Nov 11

Grey tabby cat curled up on a tan fabric chair with a pillow.

Grey tabby cat curled up on a tan fabric chair with a pillow, after hearing a human singing.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Oct 31

Locked & Loaded

Basket filled with full size Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Milky Way, and Twix.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Sep 6

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Aug 31

Proof.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Aug 29

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Aug 22

King Kong (2005) Dir: Peter Jackson

Large tabby cat perched at the top of a cat tree, pawing at a feather toy in the air next to her.

Large gray tabby cat perched on top of a cat tree, waiting to attack a feather toy in the air above her.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jul 5

This is nature's most efficient predator, able to attack the human arterial system with fantastic speed and accuracy, far outstripping any possible defense. The Croix-Dog. Third Cliff Bakery, Boston, MA.

A croissant hot dog on a plate. The pastry has been serrated to give it a comb-like irregularity, highlighting the crunchy ends of laminated dough.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jun 24

Movie poster from Who Is Killing The Great Chefs of Europe? George Segal, Robert Morley, and Jacqueline Bisset are posed above a cartoon cloche with cartoon feet sticking out from underneath it.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jun 14

I have found the Best Protest spot. Ever.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jun 14

My Sister's new sign. I would have gone with fat, drugged out Vegas Elvis, but that's a minor quibble.

Protest sign with a picture of young Elvis holding a guitar. Text reads "No kings except this guy." An arrow points from the Text to Elvis.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· May 14

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Apr 17

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational kitteh battle station.

A floor to ceiling cat tree in a corner between a glass door and several windows.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Apr 3

Whaddaya mean my fudz just got 46% more expensive? But that's not going to change anything, right? Right?

Large gray tabby looks up at her human while cuddled against him. Her expression is a bit skeptical.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Mar 14

Share a great performance in a comedy movie.

Enrico Colantoni in Galaxy Quest with Missi Pyle, Jed Rees and 2 other cast members I don't recognize. Oh the irony.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Mar 7

This week's performance evaluation from my supervisor. Ngl, that look makes me nervous.

Tortie cat draped across the legs of a reclining human. She's giving that signature Kubrick head down eyes up look with her eyes.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Mar 5

Somehow, one of my kitties decided to cosplay one of those bondage dudes from Beastmaster.

Fat bald dude with glasses and a beard cuddles a small tortie cat whose eyes are glowing green.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Mar 4

Deep cut...

A white man in a jumpsuit and crash helmet standing with 6 black men in front of a brick wall. This is the Rex Cramer sketch from Kentucky Fried Movie. It features very offensive language and racism.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Feb 8

Wayne Industries had a prototype for that. Never could get it to work.

Wayne Industries Tumbler prototype, or as most people call it, The Batmobile.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jan 25

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. (Adding this warning to the box before I throw it away.)

A factory sealed copy of Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jan 20

I don't know how I ever existed without these two little babies. #AdoptDontShop

Tabby cat lounging on a couch with her human

Small tortie cat and large gray tabby cat hanging out in the sunlight on a beige carpet.

Small tortie cat sleeping on the rotund stomach of her human, who is reclining on the couch.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Jan 1

I may not have much optimism for 2025, but I have crunchy potatoes, so I've got that going for me.

A half sheet of crunchy roast potato pieces in the style of homefries.

Closeup of crunchy roast potato pieces, showing the partially gelatinized exterior layer of the potatoes.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Dec 7

We laughed. We cried. We kissed three bucks goodbye.

Grey tabby cat lounges on a VR mat while small tortie cat is enjoying a heated bed nearby.

P.J. Shapiro@pjshapiro· Dec 7

If you see this, post a magic user.