Planetaire🪻🌺🌾
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He/They; Some idiot who has pronouns on his page. Bi-Gaymer. 🏳️🌈🌾💜 @Planetaire27 on Twitter Header: @endlss-ashes.bsky.social Joined 7/24/2023 Union Member. Solidarity Forever. 🌹
Republicans when gas is $9/gal in November and they lose the Governorship in Alabama:
Trots when a horde of SMC/GW voting Mamdani fans swarm the next convention to vote for John Electoralist to hold all but two seats on the NPC:
Heartwarming: Feminine male JRPG party member makes anti-gender essentialist strides by being a womanizing capitalist instead of a (highly implied but never explicitly stated) homosexual! 😍😍😍
Troy Jackson please, Troy Jackson please, please save us Troy Jackson.
The Crimson Tide of American Socialism is here, and it's not going away! Godspeed to all volunteers, staff, and candidates who fought the good fight and won tonight. 🫡
Kane Parsons has been spotted at an Olive Garden in Wisconsin. "I don't know who that is, who the hell are you? Get away from me!" Parsons stated to reporters. He is only 20 years old. (Source: @variety.com)
Local South Dakotan man predicts South Dakota's Republican gubernatorial primary results:
#Bubsy4D is a flawless masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever. (Epilepsy Warning) #Bubsy #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2
I dislike the "Unbiased next Smash Bros. roster prediction" trend because they are never unbiased, ever. We should do more "I think this would be a cool roster for the next Smash!" posts instead. Anyway, here is what I think would be a cool roster in the next Smash Bros. game!
Péter Magyar, the new Hungarian PM, looks like he's about to drop the hardest 90s Eurodance record of all time. Also, his surname is for real Magyar, which means he's actually a Kojima character in the flesh.
This made them have to change it to say he's an "Albanian–American politician" on his Wikipedia page btw.
Are people aware that you can like stuff made with a younger audience in mind? I like Super Mario games, it's okay, I don't have to pretend like it's made for adults or whatever. You also don't have to give things made for younger people a free pass for being shit. It's so easy!
Just letting everyone in the office know that I am suffering severe knee/back pain today and can also legally drink now.