The Sovereign Planet of the Moon
@planetofthemoon
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT.
JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS.
“OKAY COMMISSIONER GORDON, FIRST TURN ON THE BAT SIGNAL, AND IF I’M NOT THERE IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES, USE THE PHONE TO CALL ME.”
“YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY” NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
MERRIAM-WEBSTER DOES NOT TAKE WEREWOLVES SERIOUSLY.
GOD WAS LIKE, “LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!”
ALIGNMENT LOCKED IN, EVERYBODY ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.
BOB HOSKINS’S PERFORMANCE AS EDDIE VALIANT IN “WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?” IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR. IT IS PRETTY GOOD FOR A MALE ACTOR.
IN THEIR DEFENSE, THE PANTONE PEOPLE DO NOT LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. THEIR “GLOBAL MOOD OF CONNECTION, COMFORT, AND HARMONY” REFERS TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
YOUR COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2025 IS SHIT BROWN, WHICH MATCHES THE ZEITGEIST PERFECTLY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.