Paul Ferguson
@pokemonpaul
A lanky Scouser in London. Has unhealthy obsessions with Eurovision, Travelling, Pokemon, JRPGs, and all things Japan. 日本語が話せる背が高いスカウサー
A partial solar eclipse?! At this time of year?! At this time of day?! In this part of the country?!
Well anyway… I’m on my slutty night out of the holiday to heal the pain.
Two hard to believe facts 1. I’m playing Portal for the first time 2. It’s 19 years old
33 Days till a gay beach holiday = I need to be a sweaty gym rat every day till then
A part of me does hope Israel wins tonight. Both in a “Let it Burn” way and also in a it could be the only thing to save the contest way. Just bare with me on that thought
Me thinks this BBC article is going to age very badly this time next week when the viewing figures are released. Spotify streams & YouTube views are already at an unignorable low for this time of year.
Movie audience in 1982: No Movie audience in 2010: No Movie audience in 2025: No
I can’t believe I paid £7 for a pint of Diet Coke this weekend. London is over.
Remember when video game marketing use to actually be fun. Now it’s just “Not in-game footage” and AI slop 😑
I remember having to study this Propaganda sketch for GCSE History when Belgium defended its own sovereignty against a much larger aggressor state. Now look at this Russian shill running Belgium who needs a lesson in History. Absolutely pathetic!
When you flirt with someone all night just to find they have a boyfriend and didn’t bother to tell you for hours 🙃 So here’s my “I hate Men and being fucking single” selfie