Matt B

@polomex

KitTeas, books. History, lewks. Dancer, groover, Hubz caregiver. Bear trapper, road tripper. Naked sun. Daddy fun. Style and wit. Is this it? Quality over quantity. Chicago-ish LGBTQ+ subscriber He / Him / Daddy / Sir this is a Wendy's

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Matt B@polomex· 19d

07/22/2023: The cats have feelings about the 5-minute drive to the pet clinic/pet boarding. #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Matt B@polomex· 21d

Chomp. #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Gray cat Earl Grey stands on a light-colored rug, gently biting Matt B's hand while looking up at him. Overlaid text reads, "My furry, bitey alarm clock", and a large digital-style "05:17" timestamp emphasizes the early wake-up call. In the background, household furniture are visible, with one of Matt B's slippers in the lower corner of the photo.

Matt B@polomex· 26d

Itty and bitty!

Matt B@polomex· 27d

Share and share alike

Matt B@polomex· 27d

Every time 😆 #kitteas #catsofbluesky

Matt B@polomex· 28d

Happy National Nude Day! Unfortunately, it's also National Tape Measure Day. 😬😅

Matt B@polomex· Jul 11

Wtf is the point of applying a label I had *already* applied?

A Bluesky moderation panel titled "Labels on your content" overlays a dimmed preview of Matt B's post. The panel lists two "Non-sexual Nudity" labels: one applied by @moderation.bsky.app with an Appeal button and the note "E.g. artistic nudes," and a second stating "This label was applied by you."

Matt B@polomex· Jul 11

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Matt B@polomex· Jul 2

Twenty-four isn't one of the "big" anniversaries. No silver. No pearl. Not even a dedicated Hallmark section. But it does mean 8,766 days of choosing each other. Happy anniversary to my favorite adventure. ♥️

A younger Matt B stands at a Pride parade wearing a white T-shirt under a green plaid short-sleeve button-up, with a rainbow flower lei around his neck. His partner stands behind him, hugging him around the waist and smiling toward the camera while also wearing a rainbow lei. Parade attendees fill the street in the background, with city buildings visible in the distance.

Matt B takes a selfie while serving as a Pride parade float monitor, wearing a black cap over a rainbow bandana, a white open-knit shirt, and several rainbow bead necklaces. Beside him, his husband sits on a red mobility scooter wearing a rainbow tie-dye shirt, maroon cap, and red-tinted sunglasses, smiling and waving, with a large rainbow Pride flag and other parade participants visible in the background.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 29

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Matt B@polomex· Jun 29

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Matt B@polomex· Jun 29

Finally! We're on the move!

Matt B@polomex· Jun 29

We were able to "see" some of the parade as other floats left before us.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 29

Waiting for our section of the parade to start #pride #chicagopride #chicagoprideparade

Matt B@polomex· Jun 28

Time to activate Super Gay Mode™. 🌈 #pride #chicagopride #chicagoprideparade

Matt B's Pride parade outfit is laid out on a towel, including rainbow-striped underwear, rainbow knee-high socks, a rainbow bandana, rainbow beaded necklaces, and a pair of rainbow Converse high-top sneakers with glittery silver lightning bolts on the sides.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 28

2023. Outfit for nudist Pride party. Here, queer, with a big hairy rear.

Front view of Matt B, naked except for a black cap, rainbow bead necklaces, rainbow wristbands, sparkly rainbow Converse shoes, and black socks that say "Proud" in rainbow letters. A rainbow flag emoji covers his genitals.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 26

06/25/2017. It was the first time in a long while we had both attended the Pride Parade. If you're attending the Chicago parade this year, keep your eyes peeled for this handsome duo. We’ll be promenading in style. But patience, darlings. We’ve been placed near the very end of the parade. 🏳️‍🌈

Matt B stands outdoors in bright sunshine wearing a black baseball cap and a dark T-shirt that reads, “All you need is LOVE but a Supreme Court decision helps.” Beside him, his husband in an orange shirt, rainbow feather boa, camouflage cap, and mobility scooter gestures off to the side, with buildings, utility poles, and a construction fence in the background.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 24

🎉🎉🎉

Screenshot of a novelty holiday webpage titled “National Suck Dick Day,” with the subtitle “Also known as National Suck Your Boyfriend’s Dick Day.” The header image shows a close-up of red lips around a round lollipop on a white stick. Below, an “Occurrence Patterns” section states that the observance occurs annually on June 24th every year.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 24

06/23/2022: St Louis, MO. I'm not a size queen, but I do appreciate a king-sized piece. 👑

Bronze plaque mounted beneath a massive wooden chess piece explains that it is the Guinness World Record holder for the world's largest chess piece. The plaque sits on a concrete base above a pebble-textured walkway.

Front entrance of the World Chess Hall of Fame, a red-brick building with large windows and a sign reading 'WORLD CHESS HALL OF FAME' above the entrance. Green shrubs line the sidewalk in front.

Matt B leans against the base of a towering wooden king chess piece outside the World Chess Hall of Fame. He wears a black Selena T-shirt, camouflage shorts, colorful socks, and a baseball cap while standing beside the Guinness World Record-sized sculpture.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 23

We were encouraged to wear western/cowboy attire to work today, so it was a whole lot of "Hey y'all" and "yee-haw" around the office.

Matt B poses indoors wearing a dark brown cowboy hat, a blue bandana tied around his neck, and a plaid western-style shirt in muted peach, gray, and blue tones. He looks toward the camera with a slight smirk while standing in a dimly lit room

Matt B poses for a close-up portrait wearing the same cowboy hat, blue bandana, and plaid western shirt. The brim of the hat casts a shadow across one eye, while small stud earrings and his neatly trimmed beard are visible against a warmly lit indoor background.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 22

06/21/2022: Nashville, Tennessee Just wingin' it 😇

Matt B stands beneath a large black-and-white mural of detailed angel wings painted on a brick wall. He poses between the wings with one hand at his chin while looking upward, creating the illusion that the wings belong to him. Visible text on the mural reads: “#WhatLiftsYou,” “#NashvilleGulch,” and “@KelseyMontagueArt.”

Matt B@polomex· Jun 22

06/21/2022: Franklin, Kentucky. An actual fork in the road. And a knife!

A giant fork sculpture stands at a rural roadside intersection surrounded by grassy fields, trees, and a bright blue sky. The oversized utensil towers above nearby road signs and fence posts.

Matt B stands with his arms outstretched beneath the giant fork sculpture, emphasizing its enormous scale. He wears a dark T-shirt, camouflage shorts, blue high-top shoes, and a baseball cap while standing in a sunny grassy field.

Matt B stands beside a giant knife sculpture, resting one hand on its handle. The side of the sculpture displays the year "2021," and the knife rises high above him against a clear blue sky and green field.

Matt B@polomex· Jun 22

To all soon-to-be dads, new dads, old dads, step dads, suddenly dads, adoptive dads, strict dads, don't-tell-mom dads, I'm-still-cool dads, stay-at-home dads, who-needs-instructions dads, veteran dads, serving dads, and gone-too-soon dads... But most importantly, to my dad... Happy Father's Day.