Randy

@porchcryptid

Gamer, Historian, Engaging in Kitchen Therapy. Doing it makes me a cook, writing down the results makes me a scientist.

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Randy@porchcryptid· 5d

My cat will of course go into a room no one is in and yowl at being abandoned. Here she is in loaf form.

Image of a tabby cat with her legs folded under her body, sitting on a chair with a blue folded blanket on it, looking to her right.

Randy@porchcryptid· 19d

I'm hoping for this one:

Randy@porchcryptid· Jul 6

Oh, you're one of the time travellers?

Randy@porchcryptid· Jun 5

It is past 8:30 here and I don't have a webpage, but look upon feline perfection in the sun!

Tabby cat on a dark blue folded blanket on a beige leather chair, squinting and smiling in a sunbeam.

Randy@porchcryptid· May 19

This is Sephora.

Image of a tabby cat curled into a crescent, sleeping on an unmade bed of midnight blue sheets and blanket.

Randy@porchcryptid· May 11

Early 80's computer screen text from the movie War Games :
A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

Randy@porchcryptid· Apr 24

Didn't post the dinner of Italian sausage and beans from the other night. Most go with white beans, but these were what I had on hand. Also salad. 🍽️

Picture of a blue placemat on a floral tablecloth. There are two bowls, one with a salad with romaine, red pickled onions, cherry tomatoes and banana peppers. The other bowl is Italian Sausage with red navy beans, spinach, and topped with fresh grated parmesan.

Randy@porchcryptid· Apr 19

It's got this energy:

Image of Red Soldier from Team Fortress 2 , caption read I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

Randy@porchcryptid· Apr 5

Comic strip depicting a man eating cheetos with chopsticks. "Are you using chopsticks? For Cheetos?" "Keeps the orange crap off my fingers." Next panel: Newspaper headline: GENIUS "The idea just came to me" says modern day Prometheus.

Randy@porchcryptid· Mar 29

🍽️ Tonight's dinner was Cheesy grits with shrimp, and side salad!

Image of a table with red tablecloth and placemat, with a white bowl filled with yellow-orange grits with pieces of shrimp visible. There is a bowl with a green side salad with visible cherry tomatoes at the 12 o'clock position from the other bowl, and irregularly placed silverware are on a dark blue cloth napkin to the left of the bowls. A glass of water and a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce are also visible around this.

Randy@porchcryptid· Mar 27

They're wrong, and we can prove it in court! (In Massachusetts)

Text reads Horse Abilities - will count as a witness for crimes

By poster wakemflockemrobots

You may think this is a skyrim wiki but it's actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

Randy@porchcryptid· Mar 21

Wallace Shawn as Vincinni from the Princess Bride film in an image with the caption text "Never fight a land war in Asia".

Randy@porchcryptid· Mar 7

Image of Tabby cat curled up, sleeping, on messy midnight blue sheets on a bed.

Randy@porchcryptid· Mar 4

Randy@porchcryptid· Feb 25

Dark computer screen with light letters: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

Randy@porchcryptid· Feb 24

Don't recall what all went into this last July, but it was very good.

A blue ceramic bowl of gazpacho soup with a sheen of olive oil on the top. It is on a green placemat, on top of a floral tablecloth, with a butter knife and a spoon on a blue napkin on the left side of the bowl.

Randy@porchcryptid· Feb 9

Ok, how about this? Mediterranean herbed chicken breast with minced onion, with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, kalamata olives and artichoke hearts over cous cous.

Image of a white plate on a table, Mediterranean herbed chicken breast with minced onions, with cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, kalamata olives and artichoke hearts over cous cous.

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Randy@porchcryptid· Oct 19

@kimchimancer.bsky.social I have my doubts about google translate.

Randy@porchcryptid· Oct 19

Randy@porchcryptid· Oct 8

I'm the guy on the right.

Randy@porchcryptid· Sep 30

Randy@porchcryptid· Sep 26

@lollardfish.bsky.social Reading the Bright Ages, and it's a shame you didn't mention Justinian's reign also involved war with a whale.

Image of a T-shirt depicting an Orca circled by the words "Fuck You And Your Boat"

Randy@porchcryptid· Aug 27

Imitation crab and chive cream cheese roasted poblano, red/black beans and rice with ham, and fruit salad with strawberries, blueberries, and cantaloupe. Breakfast!

Image of a blue plate with Imitation crab and chive cream cheese roasted poblano, red/black beans and rice with ham, and fruit salad with strawberries, blueberries, and cantaloupe. The plate is sitting on top of a red placemat and a red floral tablecloth.

Randy@porchcryptid· Aug 24

Randy@porchcryptid· Aug 21

Hormones? Nah, that won't change me.

Image of the Agender Flag, black, white, and grey horizontal stripes with a single light green stripe in the middle.

Randy@porchcryptid· Jul 21

Yeah, I don't understand these fools at all. But I'm an Iowan and we've had our tits out for the union ever since the civil war got started.

Randy@porchcryptid· Jun 21

At IC pride, lot of kids down here. Found my friends in the usual way.

Picture of a bloody Mary in a pint glass on a wooden bar. It has olive, pickle and beef Jerky for garnish.

Randy@porchcryptid· Jun 12

This girl has been nonstop vocal for more wet food this a.m. (She's already been fed).