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Possible Cabbage 🟢

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A cabbage, or Something. I should have learned kung fu, instead of ethics. Bees are good, bees are good, I believe that bees are good.. 2+2=-3 in Z/7Z. e/em

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Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· 16d

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. (y'all make this too easy, I could do like 25)

Album cover for Outkast's AQUEMINI

Album cover for Liz Phair's "Exile in Guyville"

Album cover for Pavement's "Slanted and Enchanted."

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· 17d

You have options!

A hallway full of Janets from THE GOOD PLACE identifiable include Good Janet, Bad Janet, Neutral Janet, Disco Janet, and many who were never named.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· 17d

My kombucha SCOBY was born on 3/22/23 Technically there are trace amounts of alcohol after the second ferment, but so does orange juice that sat too long in the fridge.

Gallon glass jar with a SCOBY pellicle formed over the top of a brown liquid. There is a slate label that reads "Kombucha 3/8" the date I started incubating the SCOBY. After this I started the initial first ferment.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jul 12

Seale's 10-year is one of the world's great rums (and surprisingly affordable.)

Bottle of R.L. Seale's Finest 10 Year Barbados Rum perched on a chest freezer in the basement.

Reverse side of the bottle on which I have painted (in silver) "FOR WHEN IT HAPPENS" so no one opens it by mistake.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jul 4

Bumper sticker of "MAKE MINNESOTA BIGGER" brought to you for "The Committee for a BIGGER Minnesota" with a large purple Minnesota having subsumed most of the states to its immediate east and west and south until Texas/Louisiana.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jul 1

Streaky the Super-Cat and Dex-Starr the Red Lantern

Streaky- an orange cat with a lightning bolt pattern is wearing a superman style cape and hissing menacingly.

Dex-Starr is a blue cat wearing a red lantern uniform (with the ring on his tail) has just killed a member of the Sinestro Corp. His internal monologue is "RAGE HATRED BLOOD" and "BURN".

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jul 1

Saw this today- I'm a sucker for french films (at least the ones that aren't "the broadest comedy imaginable") but this was just okay.

One sheet for the film COUTURE directed by Alice Winocour and starring Angelina Jolie.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 23

It's a triple album that's 172:03 long, and I don't care:

69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 14

Any of the four times (1989, 1996, 1999, 2019) this show has been cancelled were too soon.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 14

It's in theaters now. Go see it if you want to see an incredible amount of ass getting kicked:

One sheet for "The Furious" starring Xie Miao and Joe Taslim

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 6

Apparently this is a legendarily hard game, but I had an NES and two games and the other one just looped endlessly (Legend of Kage.)

Kid Icarus NES Box art.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 4

Nailed it: www.20-0.com/r/eTPzBbV

My 20-0 team in 20-0.com.

Helmed by Philip Rivers, we're lining up with Josh Jacobs, Ja'Marr Chase, Mark Andrews, Michael Thomas, Puka Nacua. The defense consists of Reggie White, Jeffery Simmons, JPP, Deltha O'Neal, Earl Thomas, and DeMarcus Ware.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 3

May I offer you a "cursed vibes" 82-0 team?

Luka, MJ, Wilt, KAT, and Stephon Marbury.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Jun 2

I did it!

Screenshot from 82-0.com where you randomly assemble a basketball team through team/era gatcha. My 82-0 team has Luka Dončić, Stephon Marbury, Michael Jordan, Karl-Anthony Towns, and Wilt Chamberlain.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 29

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

The Riverbottom Nightmare Band consisting of Chuck Stoat on keyboards, Stanley Weasel on guitar, Fred Lizard on drums, Howard Snake on bass, and Catfish for visual interest pull up in a red jalopy to talk to Kermit the Frog who is wearing a wintry sweater and a jaunty scarf.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 17

Probably HOLY MOTORS.

Leos Carax, as Mr. Oscar, as Monsieur Merde devours a bouquet of flowers he has stolen from horrified onlookers.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 16

The UK One-Sheet for the 1979 release of "THE MUPPET MOVIE" it depicts the road trip crew in the foreground, with Piggy dipping Kermit under a rainbow in the background with the tagline "More Entertaining Than Humanly Possible."

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 14

Really, just "Two Dogmas of Empiricism" is enough, but there's other good stuff in here.

Front cover of "From a Logical Point of View" (2nd Edition Revised) by WVO Quine.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 14

This is a beautiful game in which you descend to the underworld to convince a suicidal anthropomorphic phonograph that life is worth living.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 12

Obligatory:

Gordon Shumway sitting behind a desk with a microphone wearing a suit. He looks like he is hosting a talk show.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 8

The album cover for the 1990 album "FLOOD" from They Might Be Giants.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· May 2

Poster for RZA's new film "One Spoon of Chocolate."

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 23

Currently-

"El Cubano (Traditional Cuban Sandwich)

Roast pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickles and mustard on Cuban bread. Served with yuca and our in-house Mojituo dip."

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 19

The front of a country store with a red truck behind it, two people are sitting on the porch. The sign reads:

"SNEED'S FEED & SEED
Formerly Chuck's"

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 14

Heh- I have this one:

A toy ALF climbing a flagpole to reach the Swedish Flag, a la Super Mario Bros.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 9

IYKYK

Title card for "The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show."

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 2

My personal favorite:

John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) tweets:
"I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound"

Below is a picture of a dachshund puppy in a sweater.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Apr 1

Eve Lindley is really good in NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Poster for the 2023 film NATIONAL ANTHEM about a queer rodeo. Eve Lindley is wearing an american flag top and daisy dukes and is leaning back on a horse in front of some scenic rocks.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Mar 30

"Shut up and deal"

Closing image from "THE APARTMENT" in which Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine resume their card game after the events of the film.

Possible Cabbage 🟢@possiblecabbage· Mar 23

Thank you for your attention to this Noether

Emmy Noether, c. 1930
Photo by Konrad Jacobs, Erlangen