Public health efforts to fight tooth decay have unexpected consequences

I look EXACTLY like this guy, so you tell me:

"He's lying like he always does, and it happened for the exact reasons you had already assumed" is actually the least complex story imaginable.

For all the vibecession morons

I don't know why everyone is acting like this is news. We've known about this bovine tendency for over 40 years.

Along the same lines:

I'm starting to believe in a higher power.

What’s your “no one but me remembers" game?

Not at home so I had to find it off the artist's site, but I have a print of this.

When you're deep in the discourse

Quintessential? No, but I think about it a lot.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

If you see this, post pet.

post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't from Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains (Editor's Note: It is only with great restraint that I didn't post Temple of the Dog.)

reskeet with a pic of you that could be an album cover

show us the first album you bought

Checks out

Ever vigilant, the female meerkat gazes out over the savannah in search of possible threats to her pack.

I've done this bit for every mental health professional I've ever seen:

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college. [Editor's note: If you get this, hello, we went to the same college.]