Pouchmouse
@pouchmouse
Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account. Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO. #gamedev #indie
Frog, said Toad, I have broken all the bones in my feet and I will cut you.
I think I'd go with actual Mt. Rushmore but real simple line art. Like these guys.
Taking a piss on the ISS and then immediately taking 1% back because I wasn't done with it yet.
Going through old game footage and found this bug that felt like it was worth sharing. #gamedev
I know this AI art looks like shit, but you gotta understand how hard it is to find a public domain image of Christ on the cross.
Reminder for everyone in Finland: You have two days left to prove that you're alive.
"If you don't embrace AI, all your workers will flee to the countries that ARE replacing workers with AI. I am paid several million dollars a year."
If a movie costs $400 million to make and only breaks even, it means labor captured all the value of the movie and that's kinda cool actually.
I'm at the fucked around. I'm at the finding out. I'm at the combination fucked around and finding out.
You're supposed to put the food in the fridge until it's time to eat it.
Not the white house posting AI generated images of Donald Trump with massive milk jugs.
Yeah, this is the face of a guy who’s thinking “finally I can wrap this up”
Steam: Would you like to buy Tingus Goose? Me: Yes, please. Steam: Did you know that it's similar to other games you play? Like Cities Skylines, and Prison Architect? Me: Okay, it REALLY isn't, but I'm going to buy it regardless. #gamedev
Hey ChatGPT, read my emails and bill the client for 15 minutes per email.
“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”